WTF Germany?!?

[Briana Lee]

:wtf: Is that you Maley?!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

:wtf: Is that you Maley?!

You like those big ba...err bells, don't you?

 

[CptHa]

Metal.

 

[om3ga]

Metal.

Yep - for a second I thought it was a new member of Lordi....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lordi

 

[Ace Bandage]

I've been playing too much Skyrim lately...literally my first thought was lightning or frost, but maybe flames would be the best option to bring that fucker down.

Oh, a mage character I see. Nice! I would be lurking in the shadows with my Nightingale bow and ancient shrouded armor. He'd never see me coming.

Is my nerd showing yet?

 

[georges]

very intimidating and funny too :laugh:

 

[Galactic]

Oh, a mage character I see. Nice! I would be lurking in the shadows with my Nightingale bow and ancient shrouded armor. He'd never see me coming.

Is my nerd showing yet?

Nerd away my friend, I'm right there with ya. Mage character, yes, but she is skilled with the bow...she's a stealthy little bitch.

 

[Embryoyo]

I first heard about this last year... My friends use it to torment their stupid children, haha, it's pretty funny. The kids know they are joking, but they still fuck with 'em.

Southern Tier has a beer devoted to the Krampus too, and of course, it's called Krampus.

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

:wtf: Is that you Maley?!

Didn't you just say you thought he was sweet and pretty?

 

[maildude]

This'll help with those Krampus:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Merry Chrimbus, everyone!!! I hope the Krampus spanks you all.

 

[L3ggy]

Not this again.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

'Tis the season, douchenozzle.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Krampus made an appearance on my all time favorite cartoon, too.

 

[BCT]

Uhhh Sasquatch Christmas?

 

[bobjustbob]

Krampus ain't got shit on Hello Kitty.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Ten fun facts about Krampus.

 

[Petra]

Huh. Apparently the Krampus is Saint Nicholas's 'companion'. So the dutch have it wrong. It's the Krampus that should show up at the door and not 6-8 black men...

 

[Slaughtersun]

Where I come from, the Krampus usually is a mere companion to the Nikolaus, on the other hand, the so called Perchten can be hands on and one might leave such a Perchtenlauf (when they parade through a town) with quite a bruise. Usually it's drunk as fuck simpletons hailing from rural areas who wear those masks, and those people will literally hunt you down and dole out a beating that leaves you on the ground for a couple minutes. They don't go after children though, which is quite nice. But if one of them has set his eyes on you, you better run, 'cause that bunch of twigs ("Rute") really hurts like hell. In my younger days, some of the Perchten also whipped out a chain from time to time, just for good measure. Nowadays, it's not quite as brutal anymore. Boring!

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