Would you work for the TSA?

[Xombie3000]

Would you work for the TSA? Let's just say you are currently unemployed and are looking for work. You fill out many applicaitons for the government and one day you receive an offer to join the TSA.

Knowning what you know about what the TSA does, would you work for them? Could you handle being villainized day in and day out?

Let's say the pay is good and you get full benefits right up front.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Funny you should mention this. I just submitted my E86 for the background check for the TSA. I won't be groping people, though. I'll be searching aircraft.

 

[Ulysses31]

Anything to **** off WTC

 

[Mr_Balls]

Yeah I would love to work for the TSA.
Someone stole my passport awhile back
and I want to catch the piece of trash.

 

[Kingfisher]

No I wouldn't want to work the inspection line, that would make me less than a retard. :drool2:

 

[STDiva]

Yup. Money is money.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Only if STDiva is a frequent flier.

 

[Neutron66]

Yes.

 

[Rey C.]

If I was unemployed and needed a job, of course I would. If I was unemployed and needed a job, I'd do whatever I needed to do to provide for myself.

I wouldn't stay though... cause what I really want to do is direct.

 

[Facetious]

Only hot women of the orient need apply for the groping job, but hell yea, I'd take a post position with a USM24, sure, why not.

cause what I really want to do is direct.

:sighs: You, as boss? but you're too subtle, sheepish and reserved . . .
One must be courageous, influential, learned, outspoken and jooish in order to boss!


:tongue:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Are you kidding me?!? Of course I would work for T&A- I mean TSA! Especially now that they have those see through scanners. That's like getting paid to watch porn all day! Definitely trumps Petra's job.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Earning a wage and supporting yourself and your ****** is a noble pursuit. If you have to grab ass for the TSA to do it, then you grab ass. Better to be able to support myself/****** with a shitty job, than not.

 

[Kingfisher]

Only if STDiva is a frequent flier.

Do I get to use heavy latex gloves and no lube for the cavity search??

 

[Ike Stain]

I actually just got a job with them
masturbating to the body scan images.

They're going to be able to render hairy
vaginas soon, so we're all looking
forward to that.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Do I get to use heavy latex gloves and no lube for the cavity search??

Sneak peak at the advanced section of the TSA employees handbook :hatsoff:

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/2/6/3/52638/u/L/A/2/uLA2/********-debate-x-yes_0.jpg

 

[Mr_Balls]

I would rather work for the State Department than the TSA.
Because whoever took my passport needs their ass beat.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Yeah. I'd then treat people with respect and not use it as a cheap excuse to grope women. Do the job right.

 

[PJpenny]

NEVER NEVR NEVER too thankless a job, no matter how hard you work and how good you do your work there will always be a few people complaining about how you do your job. id rather spare myself the bitching from people who want laxed security

 

[Petra]

Are you kidding me?!? Of course I would work for T&A- I mean TSA! Especially now that they have those see through scanners. That's like getting paid to watch porn all day! Definitely trumps Petra's job.

Pfft...I wish it were nothing but watching porn all day! Unfortunately I have to put up with Roald and Willem all day too.

But would I work for TSA? I'd have to think long and hard on that, mostly because I spent 5 years working the thankless job of juvenile corrections.

Would I really want to go back to that type of work? Especially after experiencing life where employees actually have rights and can't be fired on the spot for no reason?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

But would I work for TSA? I'd have to think long and hard on that, mostly because I spent 5 years working the thankless job of juvenile corrections.

So, you used to work overseeing a bunch of rowdy, criminally inclined overgrown babies, all grouped in one place with the sole mission of driving their understaffed and overworked overseers insane.

And now you work here. VodkazVictim aside, I'm having a hard time spotting the difference