worst time to get hard

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xxaru said:
Worst time for me was at the doctors office when I had to get a rush physical done because of university paperwork I had to turn in. Just walked in the doctors office and the doctor they gave me just happened to be a female. All was fine until she decided she wanted to show me how to test for testicular cancer and other forms of STD's :eek:
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YES! now that is awesome. I'm just picturing that becoming a porno real fast.
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I used to always get hard while traveling on public transport. I don't know why. The worst time was when I was 16. I was being driven to a music lesson and sitting in the back seat of the car. We drove past a sex shop with an elaborate shopfront display. Up pops my boner and within seconds I'm orgasming. My clothes were wrecked and I had to hastily try to get them dry before my music lession. And that story is 100% true. I swear.
 
PKrayZ said:
i am just feelin silly today for what happened today,, today i was standin in line behind a fine ass lady, big ass, big tits,and a fine face, the best thing was, SHES A BLONDE. well she drop a 20 dollar bill on the floor, the line was tight/pack so we were up close to each other, then all of a sudden she bends down to get it, her ass was touchin my penis, then it got hard, she turn around and started to laugh at me, as i turn all red.

waht was the worst time u guys got hard before?
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Ok, that's old, but... GOD...:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Sorry, but I'm laughing my ass off at this thread! :rofl:
 
lol :D same happened to me in bus 2 years ago, i was standing next to some mature lady whose perfume was driving me crazy lol and she looked hot too... as bus was moving and breaking i was very close to her few times, i think she felt it but haven't done anything (thanks God) :D
 
falkon090 said:
I can top all. And yeah, it's true. 100%.

I was 15, and was beating off to some hardcore porn with Nikki Nova in it, and then my *** walks in to tell me it's time to sing happy birthday to my ****** who had just turned 9 that day. My *** says "What the fuck are you doing?" And then my *** got a little anxious and decided she would come over to get me, even though my *** is standing at the door. Now she and him are just staring at me, direct eye contact, still with my hand around my dick. Now, my ******, just turned 9, comes over to see what was going on. All of them are staring me in the eyes, and I was too shocked to even take my hand off my dick. I swear to God it is all true. It's almost like out of a movie, but it's totally real, I swear. Fucking ridiculous.
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Wow. That's really...****! What happened then? How did you resolve the situation?

Oh yeah, and Nikki Nova is hot.
 
One time I was in the hospital getting some tests done, and after one test i had to lie down flat for at least 4 hours, could not get up had to do everything lying down. The worst part is they had to check a small incision on my thigh every half hour. Well i fell ****** at one point and woke up with a huge hardon, and who comes to check my incision, the hot little blonde nurse who has not checked me all day. Well i panicked and said i was fine so she wouldn't check me. You would think after watching so much porn i would let her check, because as we all know, hot nurses alway suck off their hard patients right??? :rofl2:
 
ckjedi66 said:
One time I was in the hospital getting some tests done, and after one test i had to lie down flat for at least 4 hours, could not get up had to do everything lying down. The worst part is they had to check a small incision on my thigh every half hour. Well i fell ****** at one point and woke up with a huge hardon, and who comes to check my incision, the hot little blonde nurse who has not checked me all day. Well i panicked and said i was fine so she wouldn't check me. You would think after watching so much porn i would let her check, because as we all know, hot nurses alway suck off their hard patients right??? :rofl2:
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You fool! How could you do that! I'm ashamed to quote you! :D jk
 
this one time i was dancin at a club and this blonde chick with big tits starts grindin up against my junk. we danced for a while and she grinded up on me again. i didnt realize my dick gettin hard until the chick giggled and pointed at the bulge in my pants. i turned bright red, but she then grabbed my hand and guided me to the womens bathroom, where she took me into a stall and gave me a blowjob. we also went back to her place, where she rode me all night long. i thought it was gonna be bad but it turned out well. :D :D :D :D
 
CapnSexy322 said:
this one time i was dancin at a club and this blonde chick with big tits starts grindin up against my junk. we danced for a while and she grinded up on me again. i didnt realize my dick gettin hard until the chick giggled and pointed at the bulge in my pants. i turned bright red, but she then grabbed my hand and guided me to the womens bathroom, where she took me into a stall and gave me a blowjob. we also went back to her place, where she rode me all night long. i thought it was gonna be bad but it turned out well. :D :D :D :D
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dude! i watched that porno too!:1orglaugh
 
in class when my hand accidently pressed my dick and the class ended.
in the beach with some friends when a couple of ***** chicks were wearing only thongs.
 
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