worst time to get hard

[PKrayZ]

i am just feelin silly today for what happened today,, today i was standin in line behind a fine ass lady, big ass, big tits,and a fine face, the best thing was, SHES A BLONDE. well she drop a 20 dollar bill on the floor, the line was tight/pack so we were up close to each other, then all of a sudden she bends down to get it, her ass was touchin my penis, then it got hard, she turn around and started to laugh at me, as i turn all red.

waht was the worst time u guys got hard before?

 

[Ludovico]

Tunsty, oh Tunsty, wherefore art thou Tunsty :1orglaugh

 

[shawng]

strip club cause i recognize girls from high school that serve drinks but i dont have any relations with the strippers i rarley go anyways but yah i dun wanna get four lap dances and come out every time with a boner and have some girl i knew in physics 11th grade see me, haha

 

[tunsty]

Oh come on guys, you know I'm only allowed 10 options per poll..

These people are crawing out of the woodwork..

 

[om3ga]

Why do I have a feeling of déjà vu?

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[jdb67]

Hahahaha!!!! :rofl:

 

[ironmarc]

I'm sorry but... :rofl:

 

[damistud]

I am one of three guys in an office full of hot women. I walk aroung all day trying to tuck away my wood!

 

[lucky4]

i am just feelin silly today for what happened today,, today i was standin in line behind a fine ass lady, big ass, big tits,and a fine face, the best thing was, SHES A BLONDE. well she drop a 20 dollar bill on the floor, the line was tight/pack so we were up close to each other, then all of a sudden she bends down to get it, her ass was touchin my penis, then it got hard, she turn around and started to laugh at me, as i turn all red.

waht was the worst time u guys got hard before?

I don't believe it, but at least tell me that you got her name and number. If she laughed, then she was obviously pretty cool with you getting the rock on. Did you happen to catch a feel of that ass?

I would of at least pulled out another $20 and dropped it on the floor :nannerf1:

 

[jod0565]

Oh these "penis" threads are taking on a different persona.

The worst time to get a boner is when your doctor is performing a prostate cancer check or when he asks you to turn and cough.
Unless, unless, your doctor is a nice hot female.

 

[darkwarrior3007]

strip club cause i recognize girls from high school that serve drinks but i dont have any relations with the strippers i rarley go anyways but yah i dun wanna get four lap dances and come out every time with a boner and have some girl i knew in physics 11th grade see me, haha

Huh? Wait a minute i'm confused. Do you recognize the waitresses or the strippers?

 

[PKrayZ]

lol, i was pretty red, i still get push up against her a couple times, for like 10 more min r soo.

 

[Dro50]

In the middle of of a lab class where you are constantly up an about getting certain supplies.....don't hit the acid flask over with your dick....

 

[bnaked]

When I was dancing with a chick at a high school dance. Impossible to hide that wood.

 

[Legzman]

when I went to the beach and the old lady is fuckin with me and then get's out of the water I have to stay in for a few minutes so wood goes away otherwise EVERYONE at the beach would notice...wet trunks great for showing off package but when you got wood, its a little embarassing:o

 

[HeartBroker]

when you are alone. hands down, (pun intended) worst time.
No one to use it on...
:rofl:

 

[USNinc]

I'd say that it would be bad to get some wood at a funeral....even worse if the wood is for the only person who isn't breathing.

The worst I can think of was the coolest time ever in my mind. I fell ****** in 5th grade during some weak film about Hitler.
I don't remember the *** but I was woke up by the teacher asking me to turn on the lights. I was near the door and so I went over and turned on the lights.
Let me just say that I was wearing sweat pants......
I had a nice chub going on...probably the best of my life.
My best friend was sitting next to me and he was ther one who caught it. I was still half ****** but when he pointed at laughed I looked down and ran to my seat. I started cracking up and then adjusted.
I remember telling people at luch about my sweet woody.
I have never been shy......

 

[jackweiser]

When your a groomsmen at a wedding standing up in front of everyone in the church.

 

[baultista]

Err... while watching WWE wrestling at a friends house?? Idunno =S

 

[Nightavenger]

When you are working out if their is a bunch of women around.