this is what i would call "hard work"damistud said:
worst time to get hard
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Or their was a time more than once when I took a picture with two attractive women and I got hard I was afraid it would show up in the pictures.
i got hard sitting next to this fuckinn sexy latin/ arab babe in the sauna
Worst time ever was when i was talking to this hot girl i kind of know from college in a nightclub. I think she's the hottest girl i know so when she came over to talk to me i ended up getting a big boner. I was fairly ***** at the time so i can't really remember if she noticed anything but i was wearing a pair of chinos and theres really no way of disguising 7 inches of meat saluting.
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Giving a presentation to an audience -- maximum exposure ...
I mean, there's so many ways to craft an apology instead of being embarrassed.
Oh man I would have loved to been in that situation!
Seriously now, I do a lot of presentations as a consultant, and there's a reason why I "jack off" the morning before I give one.
I'm sure people will laugh, but it's the truth -- that and cold showers (which I do so I don't feel hot in a suit anyway).
Dude, please tell me you took advantage of that situation?!
I mean, there's so many ways to craft an apology instead of being embarrassed.
Oh man I would have loved to been in that situation!
Worse time? Dude, is there such?
Seriously now, I do a lot of presentations as a consultant, and there's a reason why I "jack off" the morning before I give one.
I'm sure people will laugh, but it's the truth -- that and cold showers (which I do so I don't feel hot in a suit anyway).
Re: Giving a presentation to an audience -- maximum exposure ...
For example.
cheers,
You do not want to get a hard on when you walk into a room to do an exam on a **** victim... more so if the victim is a *****.Worse time? Dude, is there such?
For example.
cheers,
BNF
Ex-SuperMod
I've added some new products to my workout supplement list and... well, it's increased sensitivity there and everywhere. Sometimes I'm almost as unbridled as a 14yr old, in church, with his parents, sporting full wood, on his way up to Communion.
So, the worst time, when you're a full grown man is anywhere outside of the bedroom/back of the car/club bathroom...
So, the worst time, when you're a full grown man is anywhere outside of the bedroom/back of the car/club bathroom...
Did you miss the "Seriously now" comment?
Apparently you didn't see the immediately following "Seriously now" in the very next statement.
I think the thought of that would put it right down any way.
Apparently you didn't see the immediately following "Seriously now" in the very next statement.
dave_rhino
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School was always pretty bad. And that is around the age when most boys are getting 'unwanted erections'.
The pros figured out the old "pull it up under your belt trick" though, which solved the problem.
Anytime when I'm sitting down and quickly have to stand up is bad really, if there are people standing around. (Eg: Girlfriends ***... Oh the horror)
The pros figured out the old "pull it up under your belt trick" though, which solved the problem.
Anytime when I'm sitting down and quickly have to stand up is bad really, if there are people standing around. (Eg: Girlfriends ***... Oh the horror)
The worst time to get hard is when the chic waits for it.
Don't get hard, show her you've seen better.
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impdaddy :bigjump:
Don't get hard, show her you've seen better.
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impdaddy :bigjump:Man, you guys are missing out! Have your little (or big for that matter) boner! Let the girls see. At least they know you are capable!
It's natural. Be sly about it. If people rag you, just tell'em like it is. It gets hard regularly. Don't need to qualify or quantify it any further.
Especially when they start talking about (their assumption) that you've had so few women. Roll with it.
It's natural. Be sly about it. If people rag you, just tell'em like it is. It gets hard regularly. Don't need to qualify or quantify it any further.
Especially when they start talking about (their assumption) that you've had so few women. Roll with it.
Missing out on what?
The 'thrill' of walking around with an erection that the rest of the world can plainly see?
Um, for all those fellows out there that are impressionable - I would disregard the above advice - good intentioned though it maybe.
I think you will cause yourself a WHOLE lot more grief in your life if you walk around (especially in slacks or track pants) with an erection and a proud look on your face.
And I definitely would not do that if you are an adult and happen to be anywhere near ********.
I am not trying to pick a fight with you Prof. Voluptuary, but I just could NOT resist.
dave_rhino
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Maybe Prof went a little far, but I get his general attitude towards it.
"Who Cares?"
Good attitude. Nothing to really be too embarrased about.
"Who Cares?"
Good attitude. Nothing to really be too embarrased about.
Worst time for me was at the doctors office when I had to get a rush physical done because of university paperwork I had to turn in. Just walked in the doctors office and the doctor they gave me just happened to be a female. All was fine until she decided she wanted to show me how to test for testicular cancer and other forms of STD's :eek:
That gave me a hard on PKrayZ, knowing that she liked your penis gettin' hard.
But that's not the worst time to get hard, just because she laughed.
I think the worst time to get a hard on would be in class. I don't mean as a student. I am a teacher, and a tutor. Now imagine meeting a really hot prospective student for tutoring wearing a short shirt and a tube top that is one size too small...and she has like 32C breasts. Then when she sits down she forgets to cross her legs for a second. I got a hard on so big I thought it was going to burst a hole in my pants. She saw it, and she left right then.
Now if it was more like your story, PKrayZ, she would have asked me right then to tutor her at her apartment.
But that's not the worst time to get hard, just because she laughed.
I think the worst time to get a hard on would be in class. I don't mean as a student. I am a teacher, and a tutor. Now imagine meeting a really hot prospective student for tutoring wearing a short shirt and a tube top that is one size too small...and she has like 32C breasts. Then when she sits down she forgets to cross her legs for a second. I got a hard on so big I thought it was going to burst a hole in my pants. She saw it, and she left right then.
Now if it was more like your story, PKrayZ, she would have asked me right then to tutor her at her apartment.
