Worst Superhero Powers

[Will E Worm]

I remember this Indian superhero from the League of Justice, Chief something or other, that had the superpower to grow to 100 feet tall. Ooh. Aah. Big fucking deal. That's pretty useless, unless you're trying to make it on the San Antonio Spurs.

Apache Chief, his power would work on some criminals.

They are supposed to work as a team. That's why they have different powers.

Depending on the writer, the story will either be good or bad.

Especially if the writer never looks at continuity.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I remember this Indian superhero from the League of Justice, Chief something or other, that had the superpower to grow to 100 feet tall. Ooh. Aah. Big fucking deal. That's pretty useless, unless you're trying to make it on the San Antonio Spurs.

Useless, you say?

 

[om3ga]

What about Steel?

Steel was a decent COMIC character (as opposed to that crappy flick).

Anyway, I always thought Matter-Eater Lad was a crap superhero.

And between the two on offer, Ant-Man is the worst....

 

[gunslingingbird]

Anyway, I always thought Matter-Eater Lad was a crap superhero.

:eek: I swear that this guy's my roommate!:eek:

 

[calpoon]

yeah, STEEL was the working man's Ironman.

 

[invader]

ever seen mystery men with ben stiller? his character is really lame, all he does is get angry and shout a bit whilst everyone else is actually quite good...worth checking it out if you haven't' already!

 

[gunslingingbird]

ever seen mystery men with ben stiller? his character is really lame, all he does is get angry and shout a bit whilst everyone else is actually quite good...worth checking it out if you haven't' already!

I liked the invisible guy that could only turn invisible when he had his eyes closed and nobody was looking.

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

aquaman could talk to fish: "get me a dewar's and coke and try not to get any seawater in it"

 

[Will E Worm]

aquaman could talk to fish: "get me a dewar's and coke and try not to get any seawater in it"

You were just watching Family Guy. :tongue:

 

[mongo18]

Speaking of Family guy, I'm surprised nobody has brought up Meg's ability to grow her fingernails in the episode where they all got superpowers. As powers go, that was a pretty lame one.

 

[The Joker]

Probably the worst and also most disgusting Super power for anyone to have belongs to none other than to some obscure character named, Dung from Image Comics if I am not mistaken.

Dung just basically went around spraying people with feces.

I shit you not.

As far as Superheroes go ... lamest power goes to The Creeper. Who basically just went around laughing at will.

Yup. That was it. Laugh at will was his power.

 

[tunsty]

I vote No3..
now if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to my 'Incredible shrinking fruitcake-man, No23' comic.

 

[Dean Henneberg]

You were just watching Family Guy. :tongue:

Don't make fun of Family Guy or I'll use my powers to shrink your member. :1orglaugh

 

[tunsty]

Loved that movie 'Mystery men'.. takes the piss right out of lame superheroes.

 

[Will E Worm]

Don't make fun of Family Guy or I'll use my powers to shrink your member. :1orglaugh

I wasn't.

I was watching it too and saw Aquaman.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I know this might sound strange, but...Batman.

He doesn't have any powers, just some cool ass junk.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I know this might sound strange, but...Batman.

He doesn't have any powers, just some cool ass junk.

You mean that being a multi-billionaire doesn't count as a super power?

 

[ChefChiTown]

You mean that being a multi-billionaire doesn't count as a super power?

Only politically. Well...maybe, I don't know. If I was a criminal and some dude came up to me and said "I will give you $3 MILLION to stop"...I'd probably stop.

 

[tunsty]

I know this might sound strange, but...Batman.

He doesn't have any powers, just some cool ass junk.

Yup.. gotta agree there.

James Bond in a batsuit..

 

[Will E Worm]

I know this might sound strange, but...Batman.

He doesn't have any powers, just some cool ass junk.

Unlike many superheroes, Batman has no superpowers and instead relies on "his own scientific knowledge, detective skills, and athletic prowess." In the stories Batman is regarded as one of the world's greatest detectives. In Grant Morrison's first storyline in JLA, Superman describes Batman as "the most dangerous man on Earth," able to defeat a team of superpowered aliens all by himself in order to rescue his imprisoned teammates. He is also a master of disguise, often gathering information under the identity of Matches Malone.

:hatsoff: