Wives vs Hookers......Pros and Cons

[Hondatard]

Whats better to keep around?

Obviously hookers are cheaper but.....

Hooker wont cook for you unless paid
Hookers wont run to the store and get your medicine when sick unless paid
Hookers wont show up for Christmas and not try to blow your nephew unless paid
Hookers wont **** you up at 3am to make sure their lawn furniture is still outside
Hookers wont constantly question how many drinks youve had at the company Christmas party
Hookers wont fuck your friends unless paid
Hookers wont bitch that you didnt remember their names during sex
Hooker wont ask you too watch some shitty chick flick

Wives wont stab you as her pimp tackles you
Wives wont bitch that her backpage photo doesnt look like her
Wives wont charge extra for tossing your salad
Wives wont ask you to show them your penis before you can talk
Wives wont throw up before sex because of a bad dose
Wives wont trade sex for a blowjob
Wives wont fuck your friends unless paid
Wives wont push you off them to hide ***** in their pussy when someone knocks on the door


I'll take a Hooker everyday of the week!