Wives vs Hookers......Pros and Cons

[Rey C.]

Don't get divorced.

So when your wife serves you with papers, you're going to contest it... cause you don't want to get divorced? Unfortunately she does. So your lawyer will battle it out with her lawyer. And like I said, that's the part that costs $500/hour. Oh, and if you lose, you'll probably be paying her lawyer too! :nanner:

That hooker is a lookin' pretty good about now, eh?
(that kinda rhymes)

 

[prof_porn]

I would never sleep with a hooker or anyone who's lost track of how many people they had sex with. Don't want to risk STDs or humiliation so I'm the kind of person who only feels comfortable having sex if I'm in a relationship and if I trust and have feelings for that person.

sadly I'm sort of the same way.

 

[prof_porn]

I wish I was capable of being carefree.

 

[Rey C.]

I wish I was capable of being carefree.

Just stop caring. That's the mindset that I'm drifting toward.

 

[tudor24]

Hookers are cheaper? I didn't know being married cost $500/hour.

Escorts not hookers.
And noone pays 500 an hour for the sex, you pay for her to leave.