Wives vs Hookers......Pros and Cons

[Hondatard]

Whats better to keep around?

Obviously hookers are cheaper but.....

Hooker wont cook for you unless paid
Hookers wont run to the store and get your medicine when sick unless paid
Hookers wont show up for Christmas and not try to blow your nephew unless paid
Hookers wont wake you up at 3am to make sure their lawn furniture is still outside
Hookers wont constantly question how many drinks youve had at the company Christmas party
Hookers wont fuck your friends unless paid
Hookers wont bitch that you didnt remember their names during sex
Hooker wont ask you too watch some shitty chick flick

Wives wont stab you as her pimp tackles you
Wives wont bitch that her backpage photo doesnt look like her
Wives wont charge extra for tossing your salad
Wives wont ask you to show them your penis before you can talk
Wives wont throw up before sex because of a bad dose
Wives wont trade sex for a blowjob
Wives wont fuck your friends unless paid
Wives wont push you off them to hide drugs in their pussy when someone knocks on the door


I'll take a Hooker everyday of the week!

 

[tarzanyaa]

The both have advantages and desadvantages of course. But you can get more hookers in your life more than get a wife

 

[LukeEl]

I would just settle for a long term girlfriend or a high class escort from an agency.

 

[Michelle Lay]

I've never had a wife, but I Love Hookers!! My first G/G experience was with a Hooker! And ive had alot, xo Michelle

 

[jod0565]

More Chance of getting an STD wth a hooker, though.

 

[STDiva]

Hookers are cheaper? I didn't know being married cost $500/hour.

 

[busenbust]

std's ?

 

[brooke_kristin0]

I would never sleep with a hooker or anyone who's lost track of how many people they had sex with. Don't want to risk STDs or humiliation so I'm the kind of person who only feels comfortable having sex if I'm in a relationship and if I trust and have feelings for that person.

 

[busaguy79]

Yeah if I was extremely desperate I would go for a hooker, i'd rather find a girl that is into fwb or if I had a wife just fuck her when ever she is 'in the mood' lol

 

[th3ant1chr1st]

[Wife] Pros: Long term, relationship experience, sex, reliability, No Condom! Cons: Long term, arguments, possible coital restrictions, lack of privacy, common annoyances, forced engagement of unwanted activities, same girl, fiscal damage.

[Hooker] Pros: Assortment of girl(s), sex, freedom in bed, sexual experience, exits at demand, no attatchment. Cons: fiscal damage, possibility of arrest, possible social impact, must use condom (excluding case of credible brothel), no fuck set up aka: cuddling, kissing, dates, cupcaking, etc (unless case of girlfriend experience).

I say best scenario would be a long term friends with benefits type deal. One of my teachers told us about her relationship, or "friendship" in which her and her "friend" have lived together like a married couple for several years and are not married nor do they consider it a relationship. That would be great if she would let you do other women too.

 

[PirateKing]

More chance of getting an STD wth a hooker, though.

:surprise:

Hookers are cheaper? I didn't know being married cost $500/hour.

It all depends on the wife.

I'm assuming for $500/hr you can get a spitting image of katy perry to do the raunchiest things imaginable in every position imaginable while talking like tory lane.

std's ?

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I would never sleep with a hooker or anyone who's lost track of how many people they had sex with. Don't want to risk STDs or humiliation so I'm the kind of person who only feels comfortable having sex if I'm in a relationship and if I trust and have feelings for that person.

It's only humiliating if you feel shame :2 cents:

I've never had a wife, but I Love Hookers!! My first G/G experience was with a Hooker! And ive had alot, xo Michelle

Can I be your hooker?

 

[Rey C.]

Hookers are cheaper? I didn't know being married cost $500/hour.

No, getting divorced is what costs $500/hour.

 

[Supafly]

Why did you switch 'Re' to 'Honda'???

 

[busenbust]

frankenhooker ? :o

 

[monicasilver]

Michelle Lay[/URL][/B], post: 6371702, member: 303169"]I've never had a wife, but I Love Hookers!! My first G/G experience was with a Hooker! And ive had alot, xo Michelle

Love it

 

[vodkazvictim]

I get my wife to act like a hooker.
(she refuses to do certain acts and takes handfulls of my money off me)

 

[STDiva]

No, getting divorced is what costs $500/hour.

Don't get divorced.

 

[busenbust]

hookers : no anniversaries .

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I wonder what life would be like if I paid a guy to fuck me and then do other things....guys escort too right. I could just pay a guy to fuck me and make me bacon sammiches alllll day. Sounds kinda hawt!

 

[th3ant1chr1st]

I wonder what life would be like if I paid a guy to fuck me and then do other things....guys escort too right. I could just pay a guy to fuck me and make me bacon sammiches alllll day. Sounds kinda hawt!

I'll do it for free!
(I make good bacon sammies)