Why Do Non-Drinkers Feel The Need To Interject Themselves Into ******* Threads?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

OK sober people, we get it. You're superior to us drunks. We get it.

Could you do us all a favor? Sometimes us shaky handed rummies like to compare our favorite alcoholic beverages or give some nice recommendations. Could you please leave us in peace and not drag your soap box into our threads reminding us of how pure of body and mind you are.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Sometimes they do get self righteous. I don't really understand it. Maybe they are affiliated with MADD or've lost a loved one or something?

 

[Namreg]

***** drivers against ******* FTW!

oh, and two recommendations;
hardy's XO cognac
berentzen apfelkorn (only 20 bucks here in montreal at the SAQ)

 

[STDiva]

or've lost a loved one or something?

Good. That's what they get. If they were out ******** with that loved one, maybe they'd still be alive. amirite?

 

[blindedinchains]

People have different opinions.
It always works both ways.
Drunks try to get us sober people to loosen up.

 

[Straight Shooter]

If you don't ***** then fuck you.:thefinger

 

[shimmy2]

dont you see what the white devils fire water has done to the indigenous first nations people of turtle island??

 

[meesterperfect]

lips that touch **** will never touch mine.
*** on the other hand.........

 

[meesterperfect]

Why Do Drinkers Feel The Need To Interject Themselves Into Non-******* Threads?
thats what I want to know.

 

[LukeEl]

I never knew that non drinkers interrupted alcoholic threads...wait why am I saying that, I must be *****.

 

[PlumpRump]

"Never met an interesting person in my life that didn't *****. If you don't *****, you're a boring cunt, and all your stories suck. All your stories end the same way, with: 'And then I got home.'"

 

[vodkazvictim]

If this is aimed at me then I reserve my right to participate in ******* threads on the basis that I used to ***** quite a bit. Sometimes I'd spend 5 days a week *****. But the binges were worse.

 

[Jagger69]

"Never trust a man who doesn't *****". - W.C. Fields

 

[PirateKing]

The average drinker is funnier and more creative than the average non-drinker. :2 cents:

 

[Member442]

The average drinker is funnier and more creative than the average non-drinker. :2 cents:

I have to agree with this in most cases. I have met a few exceptions though.

 

[Ace Bandage]

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is ****. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." - Dave Barry

 

[maildude]

:glugglug: bleelbitshevashivel :glugglug:

 

[Elwood70]

"I feel sorry for people that don't *****.When they **** up in the morning,that's the best they're going to feel all day"

-Dean Martin

 

[drf]

Because they are buzzkills with no sense of fun.

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

If you don't ***** then jerk off.:thefinger

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