I agree. If I voted based on sex, I would have to vote for Catherine Zeta Jones. She is alot prettier than Paris IMO. Though I must agree with squally that Paris really does have that slut thing going on. I wouldn't mind hitting that either.
If your life is so empty you feel it would enrich it by meeting any of those meat-puppets, I think you really need to evaluate your existence.
I'm sure you could find Drain-O on sale somewhere.