While I greatly respect Tina Fey as a talented comedic writer/actor and she does clean up nice, I don't think I'd tilt towards her...Rachel Ray though has like a 50/50 chance of being sloshed, which could turn ugly and you'd probably also have to fill her mouth or ball-gag her the whole time. Hmmm...Let's see...I have to go with Rachel Ray, I think, by looking at the best and worst possibilities of them...Best case scenario, Rachel makes you something to eat after...Worst case would involve Tina Fey turning you into a joke. V_V