Who Wins A Real No-Holds Barred Back Alley Deathmatch Between Joe Biden And Donald Trump?

Who Wins The Fight?

  • Joe Biden

    Votes: 1 33.3%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 2 66.7%

  • Total voters
    3
I may be voting for Trump in the election but I would bet on Biden in an actual fight. Trump should stick to jello wrestling with Kim Jong Un.

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trump is a fucking pussy who would scream and cry before Biden got within arm's reach.

And you'd have to be a real piece of shit to vote for trump in November.
 
trump is a fucking pussy who would scream and cry before Biden got within arm's reach.
"No holds barred" means anything's legal, no disqualification, no rules.
Get help from some friends of yours ? It's legal.
Hitting your opponent with a steel chair ? Legal
Low blows ? Legal

Trump is vicious, he would immediately low blow joe then grab a chair and destroy Joe's back
Democrats are naive, they would totally fall for that, act if this the match would have rules.
 
And you'd have to be a real piece of shit to vote for trump in November.

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"No holds barred" means anything's legal, no disqualification, no rules.
Get help from some friends of yours ? It's legal.
Hitting your opponent with a steel chair ? Legal
Low blows ? Legal

Trump is vicious, he would immediately low blow joe then grab a chair and destroy Joe's back
Democrats are naive, they would totally fall for that, act if this the match would have rules.

You got it booked like quite a squash. So Trump dick-kicks Biden, whacks him with a steel chair, then gets the 1-2-3? You'd think Joe would be seasoned enough and not be such a naive babyface being so blind to such heel tactics.

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"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."
 

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I'm still amazed that out of every possible candidate the GOP could have floated in 2016, that Trump was the turd that rose to the top. If it had been anyone other than Trump would Hillary have still lost? It if has been any candidate other than Hillary would Trump have still won? Meh, who cares, Biden vs Trump in a congressional cage match, tough call, but I give the nod to Biden for the same reasons as our esteemed thread starter.
 
You got it booked like quite a squash. So Trump dick-kicks Biden, whacks him with a steel chair, then gets the 1-2-3? You'd think Joe would be seasoned enough and not be such a naive babyface being so blind to such heel tactics.
Democrats (especially establishment democrats) not being tricked by dirty tricks from Republicans ? That would be something new !
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Two old and out of shape dudes. I guess it would come down to which one would have a heart attack first. Not sure. Both act tough from time to time. But I doubt either one of them has ever been in a real fight.

The only recent candidate that we've heard about having violent tendencies is Hillary - how many times did we hear that she beat Bill's goofy ass? I think that old hag could probably take Joey or Donnie. The only one who could have taken her down would have been Ross Perot. They say that when those big ears turned red, somebody was gonna carry an ass whippin'.
 
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