who is the worst male pornstar of all time

The porn universe is much, much bigger than I thought because I've never heard or even seen 90% of the schmucks featured in this thread... :eek:
 
Who was that dickhead that was fond of shouting "fuck you!!" when he spunked in girls' faces? Yeah.... I really didn't like that. I mean, particularly verbose stunt cocks are always a bit of a buzzkiller but that made me feel really uncomfortable.
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Girls Can't Wrestle
After that, probably Chyna. Ha.

Didn't Nicole Bass do a porno? She could hold up Worst Female Performer Award in her left hand and Worst Male Performer Award in her right hand on the same night.

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Aaliyah Love

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Maybe but I believe a performer has to have the right mind set to perform. A first time performer may have a big dick but may take him a while to get into a scene due to distractions. He could be thinking about all sorts of things in his mind that is setting him back from performing properly.

Despite WHAT their reasons are for not keeping a hard on and wasting everyone's time, if a guy fails his first shoot, he def won't be used again. Locations and crews are often paid by the hour, and his limp dick costs everyone on set time and money, and it ruins the scene. MANY times this happens and someone has to step in and finish for him. Many more times than anyone is aware. A big dick is only part of it, but it def is one of the requirements.

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I believe a male performer with a 5inch can still get work, if (my guess) he has good stamina and works well with the crew. It's not just about having a big dick. It's also about how well a performer can perform.

name one.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
Despite WHAT their reasons are for not keeping a hard on and wasting everyone's time, if a guy fails his first shoot, he def won't be used again. Locations and crews are often paid by the hour, and his limp dick costs everyone on set time and money, and it ruins the scene. MANY times this happens and someone has to step in and finish for him. Many more times than anyone is aware. A big dick is only part of it, but it def is one of the requirements.

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name one.

While I could pull some names out of a hat, I don't feel like appearing to study the male talent that closely. However, I know I've seen stills where the guy has his palm around his dick and is jerking off, and I can only see a little bit as opposed to others who may have another inch or two poking out. I'm more inclined to believe that their dicks are average sized rather than they have overlarge hands.
 

Aaliyah Love

Official Checked Star Member
While I could pull some names out of a hat, I don't feel like appearing to study the male talent that closely. However, I know I've seen stills where the guy has his palm around his dick and is jerking off, and I can only see a little bit as opposed to others who may have another inch or two poking out. I'm more inclined to believe that their dicks are average sized rather than they have overlarge hands.

There's also a big diff between these creeps who shoot POV blowjobs, girls who fuck their boyfriends on their websites/webcams and male performers who get hired by porn companies. I'm sure there's an exception for every rule out there, and I certainly don't know ALL of the male performers.. but I don't know any who have a small dick. Def none that I have seen or are on my yes list. Again, it's due to it would be harder to shoot with a smaller dick. It would keep on falling out/not look good on camera. You have to fuck at 90 degree angles AND allow for the camera man to get in there and get his shot.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
There's also a big diff between these creeps who shoot POV blowjobs, girls who fuck their boyfriends on their websites/webcams and male performers who get hired by porn companies. I'm sure there's an exception for every rule out there, and I certainly don't know ALL of the male performers.. but I don't know any who have a small dick. Def none that I have seen or are on my yes list. Again, it's due to it would be harder to shoot with a smaller dick. It would keep on falling out/not look good on camera. You have to fuck at 90 degree angles AND allow for the camera man to get in there and get his shot.

Of course there's a difference, and it makes sense that you may not know of any performers who have a below average to average dick, especially if they're not on your "yes" list or you're new to the B/G industry. Just to come up with a few names, I did some searching, and I came up with 3 who, at least based on their pictures (and again referring to measuring with their hands) seem to have average wieners: John Strong, Marcus London, and Derrick Pierce. All 3 seem to have average sized dicks (but it may appear smaller because all of them are muscular in build, so proportions may come into play), all 3 have been hired by multiple companies, including famous ones like Wicked, Vivid, and such, and all 3 have been in the industry for at least 5 years. Again, maybe instead of the camera adding 10 pounds it takes off 2-3 inches, but apparently there are at least a few woodsmen in porn who the average guy can hope to relate to.
 
It's a tie between Don Fernando and Dick Nasty.

I was always convinced both those guys had to be cousins of the producers 'cause they certainly didn't get the work for their cocksmanship.

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Aaliyah Love

Official Checked Star Member
Of course there's a difference, and it makes sense that you may not know of any performers who have a below average to average dick, especially if they're not on your "yes" list or you're new to the B/G industry. Just to come up with a few names, I did some searching, and I came up with 3 who, at least based on their pictures (and again referring to measuring with their hands) seem to have average wieners: John Strong, Marcus London, and Derrick Pierce. All 3 seem to have average sized dicks (but it may appear smaller because all of them are muscular in build, so proportions may come into play), all 3 have been hired by multiple companies, including famous ones like Wicked, Vivid, and such, and all 3 have been in the industry for at least 5 years. Again, maybe instead of the camera adding 10 pounds it takes off 2-3 inches, but apparently there are at least a few woodsmen in porn who the average guy can hope to relate to.

LOL just cause I haven't fucked them on camera doesn't mean I don't know many of the male performers. You forget I've been in the porn industry for 10 years now;)
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
LOL just cause I haven't fucked them on camera doesn't mean I don't know many of the male performers. You forget I've been in the porn industry for 10 years now;)

Indeed. I guess it's just easier for me to assume that since you haven't ventured into boy/girl territory before that you must be unaware of the goings on in that part of the industry, but it doesn't mean it's true. :D
 

CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
don't forget ramon nomar the guy is more outside that inside!

not agree lee stone is a good performer
 
I don't know who is the worst male pornstar of all time because the thought never occurred to me.

But I can tell you who WOULD be the worst male pornstar of all time - me. I'd be so giddy.
 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
I don't know who is the worst male pornstar of all time because the thought never occurred to me.

But I can tell you who WOULD be the worst male pornstar of all time - me. I'd be so giddy.

You could be animus cox. ;)
 
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