Who do you kill a dog?

[meesterperfect]

Kill the neighbors and feed them to the dog.

That will set a good example to the rest of the block about controlling their pets.

yeah, i guess some animal rights people would find that a feasable solution.
those people need to grow some balls and stop letting their little useless dogs dominate them.
But I checked with my lawyer here, Fernando Goldstein and he told me under colombian law thats considered murder.

Dogs that bark, are not always mean.

And to be honest, if I knew you IRL, and could trust you, I'd send you the money to trap it and take it to the vet to be checked over, and have it adopted out. Or even sent here. Hell, or even brought into a vet for euthanization. I don't like hearing about any kind of violence or disrespect towards ANY animal.

Ok ash, but reality is I am not trying to catch the possibly diseased, nasty little dog, A vet probably wont want to deal with a viscious stray snapping and barking at it., and theres no system of adopting or caring for strays here.
even in the states a stray with obviously no owner gets put down within a few days.

It's Colombia.
Co
lom
bia.

The country Shakira comes from.

Look, MP, I feel your frustration. This is no easy situation. I would be going truly nuts by now. The fear of having one's head blown off or being captured then sold for body parts by Colombians to educated people in a more civilised European country would stop me from going outside. Kind of like South Africa. Except they sell you for muti to the locals.

*see -'white' - not racist.

read my comment on the previous page to mickey mouse.
you know nothing about colombia.
but i am used to ignorant statements like that.
and there is a higher percentage of educated people in colombian cities than in the states, by far.
Most of the people I know here speak 2 or 3 languages and have at least masters degrees.
no one here is gonna capture me and sell me to more you educated people in other countries, but you know so much about it, i wont argue.


that dog in mickey mouses video is not like the dog thats fuckin up my life.
the dog here is a little bigger, short hair and louder.
kinda like a cross of a chi hua hua and an italian greyhound but about 7 pounds heavier.

 

[Ember Reigns]

Poor puppy

 

[Wainkerr99]

Excerpt:

'In El Salvador it is rumored that a whole child can be bought for $16,000 and harvested for organs. Corneas can be bought for just $6,000 in the alleys of Honduras. In Guatemala City stripping tissues from the deceased is one of the perks of being an undertaker. And in Colombia, where every body may be harvested for organs unless the family files special objections, organ theft is not even illegal.'

from here:

http://www.editinternational.com/read.php?id=47ddbe51262c7

MP: I was being sarcastic or some such thing - I don't think of the English word right now. I also think in another language sometimes. I was just thinking now I should have said 'sell you as muti', not 'sell you for muti'. It was a direct translation.

If people are supposedly educated they would not be fueling such endeavours with cash. In other words, they are not truly wise or educated. It is not civilsed to deal in human beings.

I am in no way slighting the Colombian people. Did you see the film "District 9'? It is an extremely accurate description in a movie about some of the attitudes and situations South Africans find themselves in. Yet, it is not summarising the whole of that wonderful nation of people. Oki?

Please read a post carefully before jumping to conclusions.

 

[meesterperfect]

Poor puppy

Poor puppy, he's the king of la villa de aburra.
he rules with an iron paw!
any trespassers will be chased off and its citizens subject to its wrath.

Poor me!
I work in the early moring and again at night, I gotta sleep during the day a bit to function at my night class and exercise afterwards, but the poor puppy wont allow that.
"He's tearing me apart!!!!!"
but ember its ok, besitos.
I will let you all know how this plays out, hopefully it will go away, if not I must usurp its crown ala Richard III of England.

Oh side note: If anybody ever wondered where is the epicenter of beautiful women in the universe is, its here where I work
http://www.yourwonder.com/South-America/Colombia/Antioquia/edificio-inteligente.aspx

2000+ inside of women of such beauty and sexiness that most human males have never even dreamed existed. words cant begin to describe.
Esperanza gomez is the only thing that comes close in the porn biz
even the security girls would give a dog a bone (trying to stay on topic).

 

[Facetious]

At the risk of sounding ignorant, how about a steady spreading of fresh minced garlic where the pooch frequents ? :thumbsup: Does he stay "on track" so to speak ?
Does he have a particular exacting footpath ? spread ... spread

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Really?


Seriously,doesn't saying you're coming to kick someones' ass show violence and disrespect?

Doesn't "ANY animal" include human beings?

Human beings are NOT animals. Human beings have control, can defend themselves and make their own decisions about a situation. A probably 4-8lb dog cannot do anything and doesn't even have a chance against a human who wants to cause it any harm. Thats why its cruel. Ever hear of the phrase "pick on someone your own size?"

Humans should not take out animals just because they can. They should find other means of solving their problems. Dudes lucky he lives where he does because if this were to happen (the killing of an annoying dog) in North america, he'd be arrested and would probably face some jail time...for a reason.

Don't hate on me because I care about animals. Thats not a bad thing and isn't something to be looked down upon. Violence is something thats not necessary. Ever.

 

[Facetious]

Don't hate on me because I care about animals.

I have one that INSISTS on snuggling in my lap every time I sit down. :o

Violence is something thats not necessary. Ever.

Countermeasures is my only disagreement

 

[hedonis]

Wait... New Jersey is a 3rd World country?

 

[Elwood70]

Human beings are NOT animals.

Um,yes we are.We may be able to do all the things you cited,but we're still animals.

Ever hear of the phrase "pick on someone your own size?"

Yes I have.....your point?

Violence is something thats not necessary. Ever.

..unless you're going to kick someones' ass for something they said they might do to a stray dog?

 

[Will E Worm]

Human beings are NOT animals. Human beings have control, can defend themselves and make their own decisions about a situation. A probably 4-8lb dog cannot do anything and doesn't even have a chance against a human who wants to cause it any harm. Thats why its cruel. Ever hear of the phrase "pick on someone your own size?"

Humans are not animals.

Humans should not take out animals just because they can. They should find other means of solving their problems. Dudes lucky he lives where he does because if this were to happen (the killing of an annoying dog) in North america, he'd be arrested and would probably face some jail time...for a reason.

Don't hate on me because I care about animals. Thats not a bad thing and isn't something to be looked down upon. Violence is something thats not necessary. Ever.

Animals should only be killed if you're going to eat them.

Animal cruelty equals prison time. :hatsoff:

Wait... New Jersey is a 3rd World country?

Yes, it's true.

 

[Jane Burgess]

well none of these pussy boy feminine colombian guys around here will do anything about it, cops just stand around doing absolutamente nada, so leave it to the american to have to fix the problem.

Your thinking is the reason many countries do not like the US. No one is asking you the American to fix the problem. You moved to a place where there are a lot of homeless dogs. A place where the people accept them and feed them. If you don't like it move. You can't expect a culture to change the way things are done because you don't like it. Leave the dog alone. He doesn't deserve to be murdered. You are acting like a dumbass. You are also wrong that there are no groups there that take in stray animals.

 

[tartanterrier]

Me and the ex had a dog and it was old with arthrytis and we were in
tough times with money.So instead of paying the vet fees to put it
down,I drowned it in the bath instead and buried it in the garden

I hope the bitch forgave me

 

[habo9]

I hope the bitch forgave me

Is that the ex or the dog ? :dunno:

 

[tartanterrier]

Is that the ex or the dog ? :dunno:

Now that would be telling :1orglaugh

 

[Jane Burgess]

Me and the ex had a dog and it was old with arthrytis and we were in
tough times with money.So instead of paying the vet fees to put it
down,I drowned it in the bath instead and buried it in the garden

I hope the bitch forgave me

I seriously hope that you are kidding. If not I hope that same things happens to you when you get old.

 

[meesterperfect]

jane, theres not alot of homeless dogs here, most get ran over and killed by cars and buses.
I know know ones asking me to fix the problem, half of thesepeople have poodles that bark (actually its a horrible, insane sounding yapping noise) all day in this neighborhood.
If i take care of the situation i do it for me and my right to peace and quiet and the pursuit of happiness.
This is a modern city but the law enforcement sucks.
the police wont help and apparently theres no animal control to call.
but even if there was an animal shelter they wont pay to feed it,it will be dead in a day
i'm not gonna risk getting bit by the nasty little creature, its ferocious, not gonna try to catch it, not gonna adopt it, not gonna try to find it a home. and i'm not gonna listen to it bark from sun up to sundown each day preventing me from sleeping, eating right, working out hard, and doing my job 100%.
I'm gonna feed it some poison.
but it hasnt been around since sunday........so problem solved.................for now.
jane i know you feel for the dog, but unlike obamas Administrator of the White House Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs , Cass Sunstein, who feels that a border collie has more value than a retarded child (his words), humans are more important than vicious stray dogs and life isn't all .......................

I tried that on the bus once, didn't go to well.

 

[ed007]

I'm gonna feed it some poison.
but it hasnt been around since sunday........so problem solved.................for now.

what's the latest on Doggate? :crash:

 

[Jack Davenport]

Until I read this thread, I thought MP lived in a town called Medellin New Jersey, which I wasn't even sure if it existed.

What brought you to Medellin Colombia MP? Just curious, other than the beautiful women, work?

 

[CoolBreeze15Y]

I think you should get in touch with Michael Vick's people. Problem solved.

 

[Bantu]

I think you should get in touch with Michael Vick's people. Problem solved.

Get in touch with youself first, Vick has paid his dues to society and is serving his second chance. Would you be surprised to learn that he received a rousing welcome playing against his old team? I'm sure you would.