Who do you kill a dog?

I say don't kill the dog.:( You could try and pretend to be a dog and show him that you own the turf and not him. :D That what I would do.
 

Facetious

Moderated
While I don't endorse this action...

Stun gun? One of those over the counter PM medication and some dog treats? Swift kick if you're really-really mad.

Disclaimer... Don't do it. There I said it.

Aye ! Dog Taser it is ! :hatsoff:

Just don't tell facial king :1orglaugh
 

ed007

Banned
this problem must be very bad for you to be seriously considering killing this dog. and since you are unable to move at this time might i suggest you do some extensive research and find a neutral and safe city or another country in which to take this dog where hopefully it will be treated with more respect than it sounds like it’s getting at the moment. then you and the dog will be better off. :2 cents:
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
this problem must be very bad for you to be seriously considering killing this dog. and since you are unable to move at this time might i suggest you do some extensive research and find a neutral and safe city or another country in which to take this dog where hopefully it will be treated with more respect than it sounds like it’s getting at the moment. then you and the dog will be better off. :2 cents:

yeah its bad, i got a stray dog right outside my window from early morning to sundown barking nonstop.
Plus causing all the neghbors french poodles to bark.
its extremely annoying and there is no animal control to call.
But you suggesting I move to another city or country with the stray dogi will get more respect is not in my future plans.
 

ed007

Banned
yeah its bad, i got a stray dog right outside my window from early morning to sundown barking nonstop.
Plus causing all the neghbors french poodles to bark.
its extremely annoying and there is no animal control to call.
But you suggesting I move to another city or country with the stray dogi will get more respect is not in my future plans.

:nono: You Misunderstand what i was suggesting. i'm saying you dump the dog or dogs far away in another city or country. so far away they cannot find their way home. i'm not suggesting you move anywhere. :2 cents: :thumbsup:
 
Too bad Michael Vick has reformed lol.:rofl:

Start a dog fighting crew,the chihuahua won't last long.

I know when I was a teenager Mr P the cop who lived 2 doors down had a shepard that somebody killed by tossing a piece of meat with poison in it over his fence (maybe rat poison).I heard he thought maybe I was behind it,but I wasn't or I would tell ya how I did it.He had lots on enemy's and issues (really a major dick who should never have been a cop) so the possible suspects for who would want to do something to him or his dog was long.He used to mow his lawn with a guinea T on and a shoulder holster with a 45 automatic in it (real tough guy).Even his wife must have hated the SOB as he staked out his own house while on duty as a cop and caught her having a guy come over for sex.One day you hear a car speeding down the street (its him in his cop car) he jumps out and runs in his house and drags the guy out.

But if you can't get a poison,maybe a cross bow? But man don't get caught,your a foreigner in that country and they may be pretty rough on ya for such an act.Better idea is catch the dog and take him far far away and release him.
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
ok, i understand.
I thought about catching it and taking it a few miles away but its a nasty little stray and it would definitely bite me.
People gotta understand, its just a dog, not a human.
Example: my uncle had a horse farm. One day he saw that one of the dogs chewed off all the skin and muscle from the leg of an old horse.
No hesitation, got the shotgun and killed the dog, first thing.

wow, 8:30 on a saturday, its now been out thee barking for an hour, thats why I'm awake.
A neighbor did try to chase it away and people are trying to get it away,
maybe one of them will call the police or something.
If not, tomorrow I poison it and chuck it in the creek
 
Your in Columbia, right? Next time you see a cop, pay him to shoot it. That has got to be faster and less painful then poisoning the little mutt.
 
Nah, don't kill him... Just kidnap him and drop him far away from your house. Nowhere near as cruel as killing him.

Just put him in a bag or one of those potato sacks so he can breathe.
 

SpexyAshleigh

Official Checked Star Member
This thread is loud, annoying, and incites others around here to start talking about how to kill dogs. I don't like it. Can I kill YOU?
 
adopt the dog, breed it and then create an army of annoying dogs. If you ever meet someone you don't like, find out where they live and then unleash the dogs in his or her neighborhood
 

Facetious

Moderated
^ Yea, it's disclaimed :1orglaugh:

This thread is loud, annoying, and incites others around here to start talking about how to kill dogs. I don't like it. Can I kill YOU?

Not me, Ashleigh :dunno: I love pets and all but this sounds like a unique situation. I honestly believe that Meester is looking for an alternative that pleases everybody.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Who do you kill a dog? Who?

There are many repellents to keep animals away from certain areas.
Buy one of them.

Boundary is an outdoor dog and cat repellent. It emits an odor that is normal to humans, but very offensive to pets. Once you have applied boundary your cats and dogs will avoid the treated area completely. Boundary comes in an easy to use shaker can and is effective immediately.

Boundary is an excellent tool for keeping pets off porches, out of gardens, trees, shrubs, and other forbidden areas. Applied near the entry points, Boundary is also effective at keeping stray cats from spraying your garage, carport, or doors.

pet repellents
 
ok, i understand.
I thought about catching it and taking it a few miles away but its a nasty little stray and it would definitely bite me.
People gotta understand, its just a dog, not a human.
Example: my uncle had a horse farm. One day he saw that one of the dogs chewed off all the skin and muscle from the leg of an old horse.
No hesitation, got the shotgun and killed the dog, first thing.

MP has a good point here. It's a dog, not a human.

There are a few reasons why killing it would be better than dropping it off somewhere.

1. It's a stray dog, which means it might be ill & could infect other animals (it won't stay at the spot MP drops it off).
2. It won't stay where it's dropped off, so it might bother other people, who might have less mercy with the animal.
3. It's a stray dog & might be ill (rabies). If it bites MP while he's trying to catch the dog he has to go to the hospital.
4. It's a stray dog, which could mean it's not tame (& from what I've read, it's not). It won't wait for MP to catch it, but it'll either defend itself or try to flee. If it flees, it'll simply return at a later time.
 
It's a dog, not a human

a dog has a life


who do you kill a cat

2 bricks black bag throw it in the stream river pond sea

simples
 
It's a dog, not a human

a dog has a life


who do you kill a cat

2 bricks black bag throw it in the stream river pond sea

simples

Cats are easier to deal with. A bucket of ice cold water will usually do the trick if it bothers you, while a dog might actually like it...
 
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