Who do you kill a dog?

[meesterperfect]

Seems cruel I suppose
Of course in the fastest most painless or discreet way.

Ok I live in a 3rd world country, 3rd world in many ways.
Law enforcement sucks for one.
I live in a descent neighborhood, the only problem within a 200 ft radius 6 neighbors have these ugly, scroungy white french poodles(I guess its a fad).
All of them just bark all day, its more like an annoying yelping sound than a normal bark.
And the owners are too stupid to discipline these useless animals, the other neighbors dont complain either. Its the land of fucked upness.

The dog I need to kill is a chihuahua, and a stray, its outside my window from dawn to dusk barking non-stop, chasing people and barking without stopping.
It incites the 6 poodles to bark also.
Its ridiculous, and not one of these screwhead neighbors will do anything.
I chased it away yesterday pretty far , but it found its way back.

Theres no animal control and the cops are basically degenerates.

So seriously, keep in my this is a fast little animal, any poison i can use? I gotta kill it, any serious suggestions I will appreciate.

 

[Sicario]

I'll kill the pooch for you. How much are you going to pay?

 

[lechepicha]

don't do it. Please.

call the dog whisperer. he's the man for you

here: http://www.cesarsway.com/dogwhisperer/

 

[calpoon]

Call this guy

 

[DJCowboy]

Have you tried talking to the neighbors?

 

[meesterperfect]

Yeah the neighbors arent like people in the US that would just call the dog catcher and thats that.
no, they just accept it.
Colombia is a loud place, everybody driving around beeping their horns like children with a toy,, playing music loud a shouting drunk until 5 am.
nobody complains, its part of theirculture.

Maybe a net, i can catch it and take it somewhere far far away.
I'd like to pioson it really.

 

[Sicario]

Yeah the neighbors aren't like people in the US that would just call the dog catcher and thats that. no, they just accept it. Colombia is a loud place, everybody driving around beeping their horns like children with a toy,, playing music loud a shouting drunk until 5 am. nobody complains, its part of their culture.

Unlike the people that live in metropolitan New York City and New Jersey right? If you hate it so much, why don't you move and go back to where you came from?

Those are pretty condescending comments about Colombians.

 

[mentalman]

Try feeding it some rat poison mixed with some real food. I suppose you could really just use any toxic household cleaner like bleach or any anything that is toxic and just mix it in with a can of dog food. But buy a good can of dog food since it will be his last.

 

[Besler]

Dogs make great tacos, I've had many of them in Mexico!

 

[feller469]

Get some Bose speakers, lots of them. Then go get a King Diamond CD. Crank it to 11.

 

[DOA82]

Somehow I never saw you being from columbia.

 

[S-M-G]

It would make good shark bait

 

[LukeEl]

Buy a coyote and then have it run amok in the neighborhood.

 

[Kingfisher]

While I don't endorse this action...

Stun gun? One of those over the counter PM medication and some dog treats? Swift kick if you're really-really mad.

Disclaimer... Don't do it. There I said it.

 

[D-rock]

From what I have heard from some people knowledgeable about killing dogs a favorite with them when poisoning is antifreeze. It’s plentiful, easy and legal to buy everywhere, gives you some legroom for plausible deniability by saying your were just working on the car and accidentally left it out or claiming lack of knowledge of it's harmfulness if you are somehow caught, and supposedly it's lethal and has a sweet flavor that dogs like...or so I've heard.

 

[gotham123]

DO NOT KILL THE DOG

if my neighbor killed my dog (or my cat even) i think i'd kill him

 

[jewelcity]

Maybe the dogs should kill us.

 

[meesterperfect]

Unlike the people that live in metropolitan New York City and New Jersey right? If you hate it so much, why don't you move and go back to where you came from?

Those are pretty condescending comments about Colombians.

I dont hate it, I just am living in a very loud little street right now.
but brian the truth is these people in general have no regard others.
they drive around beeping theyre horns like its a toy.
they walk right in front of you in lines at stores
alot do bring the party home after the bar and play the same bad music really loud till sun up.
nobody complains i guess because theyre very passive and just used to it.
Other than that they are the nicest people in the world
plus the police are the complete opposite as the US where theyre up your ass about everything, here the police do nothing.
It is what it is, i guess i gotta move again, but even that is 100 times more complicated here than in the states.

Somehow I never saw you being from columbia.

I'm not, I'm from South Jersey, came here in 2005/06, and stayed

From what I have heard from some people knowledgeable about killing dogs a favorite with them when poisoning is antifreeze. It’s plentiful, easy and legal to buy everywhere, gives you some legroom for plausible deniability by saying your were just working on the car and accidentally left it out or claiming lack of knowledge of it's harmfulness if you are somehow caught, and supposedly it's lethal and has a sweet flavor that dogs like...or so I've heard.

Thats right, dogs love the taste of anti freeze, friend of mines shepard drank some and was dead 2 hours later, that should kill a chuhuahua in about 20 minutes.
If it returns i'll try catching it or kicking it real hard, if not "excuse me where do you keep your antifreeze?".

For the dog its a terratorial thing, he showing all the poodles in the houses that its his turf now.

 

[jasonk282]

Get some Bose speakers, lots of them. Then go get a King Diamond CD. Crank it to 11.

Why don't you just make 10 the loudest. But these go to 11.

Also MP, out of cuorisity what made you decided to stay in Columbia, I mean I know Jersey is bad, I have a stupid cousin-in-law form there, but really Columbia is better?

 

[Gordar]

Unlike the people that live in metropolitan New York City and New Jersey right? If you hate it so much, why don't you move and go back to where you came from?

Those are pretty condescending comments about Colombians.

When concerning the horns I think MP is merely stating a fact (I've never been to Colombia & honestly, after I've seen what I've seen on TV about the country, it's one of the few countries I wouldn't want to go to).

I know that in Turkey & Egypt, using the horn is a way to communicate with other people also driving on the road. Beeping once has a meaning, while beeping twice has another meaning. I assume the same applies to Colombia.

Also, keep in mind that in a country where the government supports/supported the drug barons, there are rebels outside the cities & where there's a lot of poverty, the people who can see all of this and think about it will usually try to ignore it, especially if they think there's nothing they can do to change things, otherwise it'd drive them mad. This leads to a culture where everybody minds his or her own business and doesn't really care about that which happens around him or her.

If MP had lived in another country, I'd simply advice him to move to another neighborhood. I assume he lives in a middle-class neighborhood & I also assume there aren't many of those around (middle class is usually nearly non-existant in developing countries). I honestly doubt MP can afford to move the the truly wealthy areas though, since they're probably too expensive for him (or other middle-class Americans, Europeans, etc)....

Like I said, I might be wrong, especially since I'm basing this on what I've seen on TV, not what I've actually experienced.