Who do guys who attend porn conventions are so ugly?

[Doc Scurlock]

At least he got to touch her and isn't doing that creepy hover hand thing that you see in some fan photos.

 

[Briana Lee]

I've never been to one (nor do I plan to), but I seem to notice those saps are really unfortunate looking. Why is that?

This is sooooo not true. And at least these guys have the guts to come meet us girls. Unfortunately you can't say the same.

 

[PirateKing]

This is sooooo not true. And at least these guys have the guts to come meet us girls. Unfortunately you can't say the same.

Well to be fair it's not necessarily a lack of courage or being too good looking . but rather a lack of convenience or not really caring enough to attend one. If I happened to be in one of those cities while a convention was going on then I would probably go, especially if the lovely Sarah Vandella or Tory Lane happened to be there. :drool2:

 

[Ace Bandage]

This is sooooo not true. And at least these guys have the guts to come meet us girls. Unfortunately you can't say the same.

Yeah, not to burst your little bubble of conceit, but I'm not really interested in meeting any of you. Thus I have no reason or desire to attend one of your little conventions.

Carry on.

 

[PirateKing]

Yeah, not to burst your little bubble of conceit, but I'm not really interested in meeting any of you. Thus I have no reason or desire to attend one of your little conventions.

Carry on.

You don't watch porn andro, you could never understand. To me those ladies are more precious than actual actresses.

If I saw someone like Mika Tan at the supermarket, I think I'd push the entire female cast of The Help out of the way just to get to her and have her autograph my nipple area.

 

[BlueBalls]

These are the people who actually pay for pornography, remember that. Of course they're going to be ugly. I mean really, what kind of a person still does that?

And thus, you have your answer.

 

[Ravenholm]

Obviously I hit a few nerves, haha.

And my apologies for the typo. *WHY*

Not with me you didn't matey. I am happy enough with the way I look. I mean I could look better, most people could. But as it stands I am not insecure about my looks or the size of my.... wallet.

And anyway I have nerves of steel. I laugh in the face of danger... then hide till it goes away.

 

[Sir_Fartsalot]

This! Most of the dudes in porn wouldn't fuck hot chicks like this in real life which is why they are in porn to begin with!

Wait a minute, now! You mean to tell me that Arnold Schwarzenpecker isn't a handsome man????

 

[Sir_Fartsalot]

This is sooooo not true. And at least these guys have the guts to come meet us girls. Unfortunately you can't say the same.

So, do you give the good-looking ones a freebie out back?

 

[Gyspy Joker]

These are the people who actually pay for pornography, remember that. Of course they're going to be ugly. I mean really, what kind of a person still does that?

And thus, you have your answer.

Yeah, I would never. Sometimes having to spend a little money on a date is bad enough (when it ends in a lay). But sometimes I've managed to score by spending absolutely nothing..

And those guys are also the types who actually buy stuff off their Amazon wishlists.

 

[bahodeme]

I could care less what other guy looks like or what he does with his time or money & hope for the same thing towards me. I went to a video distributors convention (Atlantic City) and there were a few porn stars there and got as autographed picture of Midori. There is some curiousity on how that compares to the conventions on the West Coast. If I were planning a trip to Vegas and the convention was within a week before or after, I'd probaly reschedule. I also curious on the Comic & Star Trek conventions as well. Not really a fan, but just to be a fly on the wall.

 

[LeyaFalcon]

Sir pretendsalot, you should just be you. You know proper typing, or better typing than in the thread title. Or you don't, anyway, hahaha!

this picture just had me cracking up out of nowhere. Awesome.

 

[RichardNailder]

Because I love the girls. :dunno:

 

[Sir_Fartsalot]

"Sir pretendsalot"??? OMG!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It almost reminds me of that episode of "South Park" where Cartman calls Miss Choksondik "Miss Chokes-On-Rocks" instead....

 

[~~whimsy~~]

If you're so good looking go to the convention and show them guys what they should aspire to.

 

[SabrinaDeep]

I always feel bad for the girls who have to be flirtatious or nice to extremely ugly or creepy guys at these conventions.



Btw nice picture of Alex.

You would be surprised of how many good looking douchebags are out there. Turtle supported by one neutron make champion of creep and they often walk together.

 

[BadNewsBewes]

From the title, I was expecting to see John Merrick. He just looks like a normal plain dude, thats going bald. The odd ones are the guys in their 50's and 60's, greasy scruffy looking that always wear winter jackets indoors or whatever the weather, you see these types shuffling around town sometimes, carrying a mysterious bag.

 

[Pattheprovo]

Bomber jacket

 

[Briana Lee]

So, do you give the good-looking ones a freebie out back?

Yeah of course, as I'm a adult model I fuck any good looking man that I see. :sarcasm: :bang:

 

[Jane Burgess]

Who cares what they look like? They are kind enough to buy products and nice enough to attend conventions.