Who can pick up the biggest rock and throw it?

[ChefChiTown]

How about who can shoot a ping pong ball the furthest out of their cooch?

Granted this is only for girls, however, guys - feel free to try shooting one out of your ass.

That's not true at all. I once fit an entire ping pong ball into my penis hole. Obviously, I ended up tearing my junk up a lot and bled quite a mess, leaving the tip of my penis to look like a rotting flower, but still...I managed to shove it on in there.

And, as for the ass stuffing...I did that too. Only, when I tried to shoot the ping pong ball across the room, I just ended up shitting all over the carpet. So...I won't be doing that again!!!

 

[Galactic]

That's not true at all. I once fit an entire ping pong ball into my penis hole. Obviously, I ended up tearing my junk up a lot and bled quite a mess, leaving the tip of my penis to look like a rotting flower, but still...I managed to shove it on in there.

And, as for the ass stuffing...I did that too. Only, when I tried to shoot the ping pong ball across the room, I just ended up shitting all over the carpet. So...I won't be doing that again!!!

Chef, jesus man, what an image. Seriously, my god, man........

 

[belgianass]

Chef, jesus man, what an image. Seriously, my god, man........

that's two of us thinking (and probably more) . Voted for PeeWee though, He just had to start talking to a rock and it would jump allready away from him ...

 

[mongo18]

Why are we even discussing this? Everyone knows the answer is Chuck Norris!

 

[gunslingingbird]

Why are we even discussing this? Everyone knows the answer is Chuck Norris!

Hear, hear! :glugglug:

 

[hothannah]

Why are we even discussing this? Everyone knows the answer is Chuck Norris!

Why do do want to chuck Norris? I thought it was rocks we were throwing and ping pong balls we were shooting.

What's Norris ever done to warrant being chucked?