Who can pick up the biggest rock and throw it?

[Will E Worm]

jesus, but he would never do it. he likes to be a bitch to humans.

People make things happen. They blame something else when they don't want to take responsibility.
Jesus or the devil didn't make anyone do anything. It's a cop-out.
People do what they feel like doing.

 

[tubuler]

"My friends, As you know, I was tortured for 5 years in a Vietnamese prison camp. And because of the injuries I sustained while serving my country, I cannot move my arms in a throwing motion. So unfortunately, I will have to suspend my campaign for the title of the "Who can pick up the biggest rock and throw it?" poll. Once I have gone back to Washington, and figured out how to best serve this great country by overcoming my disabilities, I will continue with my campaign to become the champion of the "Who can pick up the biggest rock and throw it?" poll."
-John McCain

 

[AFA]

"My friends, As you know, I was tortured for 5 years in a Vietnamese prison camp. And because of the injuries I sustained while serving my country, I cannot move my arms in a throwing motion. So unfortunately, I will have to suspend my campaign for the title of the "Who can pick up the biggest rock and throw it?" poll. Once I have gone back to Washington, and figured out how to best serve this great country by overcoming my disabilities, I will continue with my campaign to become the champion of the "Who can pick up the biggest rock and throw it?" poll."
-John McCain

What a Maverick! Ooohhh! I'm getting chills up my cartoon spine!

 

[Torre82]

I believe that's Bill Brasky.

TO BIIIILL BRAAAASKY!!!

BILL BRAAASKY?! THAT OLD MOTHERFUCK! HOW IS BILL?!
::mental image of will ferrell acting drunk::

I second Wallace!!!

I hear he's 10 feet tall and can shoot lightning bolts out of his arse.

[Scottish army laughs]

William Wallace: I *am* William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men... and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?

Veteran: Fight? Against that? No! We will run. And we will live.

William Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

[Scottish army cheers]

William Wallace: Alba gu bra!

["Scotland forever!"]

Army: ALBA GU BRA! ALBA GU BRA! ALBA GU BRA!

 

[ChefChiTown]

In a fair competition, Jesus may well be victorious...

Just because he got pelted with big stones doesn't mean that he could thro...I should prooooobably not finish that joke, huh?

 

[Yankeefan21325]

I went with Freddie Mac for no apparant reason.

 

[bigbadbrody]

jesus all the way

 

[Galactic]

Chuck Norris?

 

[bigbadbrody]

Chuck Norris?

he would roundhouse kick the rock

 

[gunslingingbird]

he would roundhouse kick the rock

No, Chuck Norris would only have to look at the rock, and the rock would run away out of sheer terror.

 

[bnaked]

PeeWee. I'm sure there is something on his bicycle that can help him throw a big rock.

 

[maildude]

Hmmm...I notice Jesus is leading the pack, by God !!

 

[Torre82]

Bill Gates is getting NO love. He could program a new rock.. but it would crash and take up system resources.

Criss Angel could levitate the rock, but he'd then try to fuck it.

David Blaine could throw the rock for 24 hours.. but we'd all be disapointed in the end.

Freddie Mac already owes the rock millons of throws.

Godzilla is just an asian guy in a suit. So no. Just no. Back in 2000 an American godzilla tried to throw the rock.. but it was just a CG rock and he sucks.

Jesus had rocks thrown at him, so he has a complex about it.

Superman tried to throw the rock but Barack convinced him not to. He was further lulled into a sleep by a McCain speech while PeeWee Herman stole the rock and is still going. PeeWee is tha winn!

 

[SyN1zt3Ru]

Nope, his redheaded friend with the beard.

Anyway: a man who can walks over water, can throw the biggest rock, I guess. so, I would say: Jesus.

His name is Hamish my friend

besides, Satan would slay all!!!

 

[The Joker]

Pre-Crisis Silver Age Superman.

The guy could literally blow out a friggin star. Picking up a rock and throwing it wouldnt be a problem whatsoever.

 

[AFA]

Jesus is still winning in the polls my friends. Don't talk about Irock, don't talk about the economy, just attack his character and experience. Remember he's been seen in the court of Pontius Pilate. What was he doing there anyway?

 

[Spleen]

Does the Bible mention Jesus throwing any large rocks long distances?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Ah c'mon! Jesus?! He cant pick up the biggest rock! He turned water into wine....

so I think he would turn this rock into a huge cheese or something.

 

[Torre82]

Jesus is still winning in the polls my friends. Don't talk about Irock, don't talk about the economy, just attack his character and experience. Remember he's been seen in the court of Pontius Pilate. What was he doing there anyway?

AFA you old vulcan! Always with the logical posts.

 

[Will E Worm]

Jesus is still winning in the polls my friends.

As it should be. :hatsoff: