Who can pick up the biggest rock and throw it?

[AFA]

Discuss!

 

[calpoon]

William Wallace

 

[gunslingingbird]

The Hulk

 

[BlueBalls]

How about Godzilla dressed as Jesus, God probably wont notice and give him all Jesus's powers and then those Japanese people will really be fucked!

 

[Will E Worm]

I have to say Jesus. Superman is next on the list, followed by Godzilla.

 

[cannibal-e]

Superman. If he can make the world spin the other way round, he can do anything!

 

[Eric Lindros]

William Wallace

Nope, his redheaded friend with the beard.

Anyway: a man who can walks over water, can throw the biggest rock, I guess. so, I would say: Jesus.

 

[Funkwerkz]

Superman. Especially the Silver Age Superman.

 

[Spleen]

As the only nomination who ever smoked crack, I'm going to say PeeWee Herman.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Godzilla's arms are too short. So Superman!

 

[Torre82]

I say Obama because he could convince the rock TO THROW ITSELF.

+1.

 

[senob44]

I would say none of the above.

My vote would go to The Rock, as he could do it just by jumping.

 

[AFA]

I noticed that John McCain got fewer votes than Jesus.

So I ask you my friends, does anyone really know who Jesus is? What has he done recently? Does he reach across the aisle for non partisian agreement? My friends, he was only in public service for about two years. Does he have any experience? :dunno:

 

[ChefChiTown]

 

[Baill Inneraora]

William Wallace

I second Wallace!!!

I hear he's 10 feet tall and can shoot lightning bolts out of his arse.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I second Wallace!!!

I hear he's 10 feet tall and can shoot lightning bolts out of his arse.

I believe that's Bill Brasky.

TO BIIIILL BRAAAASKY!!!

 

[hothannah]

I have to say Jesus. Superman is next on the list, followed by Godzilla.

Nope, his redheaded friend with the beard.

Anyway: a man who can walks over water, can throw the biggest rock, I guess. so, I would say: Jesus.

In a fair competition, Jesus may well be victorious, but in this age of sneaks and under handed tactics, I'm sure one of the other competitors, (insert your selected cheat here) would smuggle a whip into the Rock Throwing Games stadium and use it against him.

The whip is the King of the Jews equivalent to Superman's Kryptonite.

And just as on that fateful day two thousand years ago on Golgotha hill, our Lord and Saviour will be humiliated and crucified in these games and he will come dead last. Literally.

But don't fear. His loss is the ultimate victory.

He will lose the Rock Throwing Games for us, so that we may all one day win, buy lots of souvenirs and witness the sequel, The Return of the Jesus, in which he picks up the earth to show his true unequaled strength and throws our planet into utter and complete turmoil.

Can I hear a hallelujah?!

Next the soldiers led Jesus toward a hill called Golgotha. They made Him carry the cross on His back, but Jesus couldn't carry it the whole way, he fell down. The soldiers had whipped His back and it hurt so much that Jesus couldn't handle the weight of the cross on His shoulders.

 

[Will E Worm]

In a fair competition, Jesus may well be victorious, but in this age of sneaks and under handed tactics, I'm sure one of the other competitors, (insert your selected cheat here) would smuggle a whip into the Rock Throwing Games stadium and use it against him.

Because he let it happen.

You can like or not like who you want. But, this is the second time you have brought this up. I really don't care who you believe in. That's your choice, like it is mine and everyone else's choice to have their own beliefs.

Have a nice day. :hatsoff:

 

[Boobinator]

jesus, but he would never do it. he likes to be a bitch to humans.

 

[METAL HEAD]

god if thier is one