White women, why do they smell?

this is anectodal but got damn, some of them f'n reek, and not just whiskey tangos from the trailer parks. I guess they're not supposed to douche regularly but fuck, do something.
 
Fucking hell :1orglaugh

:rofl2:
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
What was that you posted in another thread, BC, "dat buzz"? Laughing so hard I'm crying. :1orglaugh
 
Yeah.."dat buzz tho"

Dear mods.. no matter how much he tries to get banned whilst inebriated, please don't pull the trigger. He is our own little Otis Campbell. Just give him the keys to the cell and he will let himself out in the morning.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
You're concerned about his drinking? I'm worried about Afox being caught by mall cops crawling under food court tables sniffing coochies.
 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
Cause they like to drink a lot and after a while that shit sets in their pores.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
You're concerned about his drinking? I'm worried about Afox being caught by mall cops crawling under food court tables sniffing coochies.

So you're old and not funny?

Afox gets an F-you for exposing me. Adam is not short on sharply worded PM's. I'll get Petra in on this too if necessary. I'm warning you...
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Something tells me ani's wife pulls the blankets up to her neck and covers her ears when she hears him crack the seal on a bottle like Prince did in Purple Rain when his daddy came home and beat his mom.

I'm laugh and cry at the same time when I read this.
 
Something tells me ani's wife pulls the blankets up to her neck and covers her ears when she hears him crack the seal on a bottle like Prince did in Purple Rain when his daddy came home and beat his mom.

or your daughter when she sucks my dick. since we're bringing family into it.

but she's half-white so the op doesn't apply to her. she smells just fine.
 
or your daughter when she sucks my dick. since we're bringing family into it.

My daughter is a grown woman and I can't control what she does anymore.. on the other hand..your wife may as well strap a mattress to her back and start running ads on Backpage.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
My daughter is a grown woman and I can't control what she does anymore.. on the other hand..your wife may as well strap a mattress to her back and start running ads on Backpage.

Pics please. No nudes. That would be weird of you.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Ani, I think you've been sniffing around the wrong area, not anatomically speaking. Although they may be wiping back to front. The homeless women I've been around every week have an excuse.

I think the ladies you're writing about are just nasty. The kind of woman who'd change out a feminine hygiene product and leave it on the bathroom floor. The kind of woman who hangs out in the Occupy whatever crowd. The kind of woman who goes to a gathering of the juggalos. The kind of woman you look at and know she probably tastes like salted garbage. Ohio State or Florida fans who've never set foot in a college classroom.

Stop hanging around punk bitches, skip skaps, skanks and scallywags....Hoes, heffers, hee haws and hullyhoops and your problem will resolve itself.
 
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