Ani, I think you've been sniffing around the wrong area, not anatomically speaking. Although they may be wiping back to front. The homeless women I've been around every week have an excuse.
I think the ladies you're writing about are just nasty. The kind of woman who'd change out a feminine hygiene product and leave it on the bathroom floor. The kind of woman who hangs out in the Occupy whatever crowd. The kind of woman who goes to a gathering of the juggalos. The kind of woman you look at and know she probably tastes like salted garbage. Ohio State or Florida fans who've never set foot in a college classroom.
Stop hanging around punk bitches, skip skaps, skanks and scallywags....Hoes, heffers, hee haws and hullyhoops and your problem will resolve itself.
Ace, that post was not serious. I was trolling the two resident hillbillies, a lib one at that.