StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Chicago Cubs fans - especially ones who became "fans" simply because they were available on cable. The ones who root for the team because of their awesomeness, but literally have no idea of their history (quiz a faraway Cubs fan about Tinkers to Evers to Chance or the Homer in the Gloamin' and enjoy the blank look). Oh, and guess what - they haven't won a championship because of a goat, black cat or Bartman - team management can be thanked in a large part for that (hey, how did the Brock trade work out for you guys?).
Yankees fans - wow, you can win because your owners have a lot of money. So what? And, again, few know and appreciate the team's history.
Philly fans - thugs.
Yankees fans - wow, you can win because your owners have a lot of money. So what? And, again, few know and appreciate the team's history.
Philly fans - thugs.