In my opinion, many of the prawnstars advertising themselves as being a "red head" are in all reality brunets, chromatically speaking. You couldn't sell a horse anywhere in Kentucky under such deceptively-maligned pretense. I think that the Department of Agriculture needs to get involved and institute stringent guidlines deliniating the legal distinctions as to what precisely constitutes a "red head" and a "brunet." I'm sure that Moscow has their own opinion of this much-debaited subject, as well as does Havana, and, for that matter, Caracas.