Where Do You Hide Your Porn

I hide mine in folders with some of my college notes. The folders are stored in a drawer under the bed, heavily packed to restrict access
 
Back when I was a teenager, I hid the mags in a box under my bed. Now that I'm an adult, I just put all my vid files in a folder labeled porn on my desktop
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
I don't now! But I've had many different hiding places over the years when I was living at home!
 

nastyfalcon

Fuck'en Bitches and Leav'en Stitches
I have a few dvd's in the attic, but the rest is on my hard drive. My wife isn't very good on the computer, so I have all the porn pics and vids marked as Hidden so it looks like nothing is there:cool:
 
I don't see the point of dvd's and magazines anymore. It's so easy/cheap to set up a HTPC to watch anything you want on your big screen HDTV or wherever. I gave or tossed all my dvd's and mags away a long time ago.

I have so much porn on my computer, I don't really bother hiding it. Hard to hide 700gigs of porn from someone who is actually looking for it. But I have so much junk on my computer, that it almost hides in plain view.

If I were to hide it, I agree with nastyfalcon that marking the folders as hidden would be an easy start. There are also many ways to make folders/drives password protected. You can even put it on a partition that you mount only when you need it.
 
I've reached the sorry state where its scattered over my bedroom floor now. Its not as if I'm expecting company anyway
 
in the back of my closet on a shelf. the shelf is hidden behind my shirts that are hangin on hangers. its a perfect hiding spot.
 
in a bank cell, registered officially to a man of straw!
Me aint no shit: old stager!
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
In my secret stash.
 
I live in an apartment that came with a washer and dryer so my old washer and dryer is out in the attached garage. The DVDs that I own are in the dryer. I had a bigger box that housed mags and vhs I decided it was too risky and got it all down to a small box full of dvds only. I used to hide it under my bottom dresser drawer. I'm a newlywed and I am slowly introducing porn into the relationship. It is kind of nice when I can act like I went to the store to get us a new movie and I really just grabbed one from out in the garage. I have been introducing the porn in order of how extreme they are, I have yet to introduce any of the crazy seymore butts videos that I own, I'm not sure how the wife would react to the talented miss alisha klass taking it up the pooper.
 

slowhand

Closed Account
under a rock in the back yard. ;)
 
i have the porn in my hard drive, but i never have trouble because i put it on folders that have a lot of other things and i have no problem. also, nobody enters on my folders so i don´t have any problem. 2 or 3 years ago, i forget to clear the windows temp files, and my mother open some images from my hentai folder accidentally. i didn´t know what to say, because i was too alarmed... but she said me "i´m sorry i´m sorry, that will never happpen again" XD i don´t want them to find that, so no matter if they don´t care i hide porn the best as i can. (sorry for my bad english)
 
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