Where Do You Hide Your Porn

[crimson joe]

I hide mine deep in my computer in odd named folder. The one tape I have I just keep them out in the open with my other tapes, but it has no label and my family never messes with my VHS tapes. I've almost been caught looking at porn by my aunt. I was sweating bullets, but she didn't say anything.

 

[Gordar]

I've got no kids, so there's no need to hide it.

 

[DBZGODX]

Most of it is on my computer, some videos and stuff are on a few CDs

 

[thegunner]

All of it is on the computer.

 

[nerd]

I don't fuss about it.
On the HD, I just can't hide it. It's virtually all over, no matter where you click.
Else, I have some of it stored in a box, very obviously labeled "Stack O' Porn".

 

[Clarkie25]

Don't really hide it. I keep my dvds right in the tv cabinet. I haven't hid porn since I was like 15

 

[Metalchief]

Excellant post........when i used to be younger and live with my parents..I had a good place too hide it........I had to take all my dvds outta boxes though....I would then place them under teh small opening..or crack under my tv stand...you cant really see under there..to get access I had to put my fingers under there, feel for it and grab it out.....I also had two porn mags I kept under there...no one ever found it

Now I live on my own and just keep it in a drawer

 

[V-Man]

When I was a kid I hide my magazines it in a secret space below the board of my writing desk. But after my mother found it I just kept it in a large box under my bed (the classic place yes). I gave all of them to a friend when I moved to my own apartment.

I did buy some new magazines and some movies later that I also had to get rid of eventually, since the girlfriend I had back then could not accept that I had porno, so just sell the movies and throw away the magazines. I did have some pictures secretly hidden on my computer though

Now I have my magazines in binders on a shelf and some in a closet with a couple of VHS tapes and a bunch of CD-R discs with older pictures on. But most of my pictures and movies (about 120GB) are on its own dedicated HD connected to my computer. Sorted and categorized

 

[jdb67]

I have no need to hide it my girlfriend knows about my porn habit and she's cool with it. The few Dvd's we have are in the nightstand.

me too.

 

[gaunameister]

i don´t have pono magazines
i got all porno here on freeones
its all i need
but if i must hide my porno
the garage with car magazines is a great plece
your mama never look there

 

[juballs]

a) on the floor in the basement
b) in the nighstand to the right of the bed

 

[efeezy]

Let's see, I only have a few dvd's and a couple classic VHS tapes that I just can't bear to get rid of. I keep all of these in the safe. My wife likes porn too, so I don't need to hide it from her, but I don't need friends and family coming over sorting through my collection, so I keep it away. I keep some vids on the Mac, and I have some stuff on disk, but that's about it.

Trying to hide them from my parents when I was a teenager was a bitch. I made false bottom drawers, secret compartments in my closet, hand print identification scan to get into my room. I pulled out all the stops to protect my porn back then. Good times.

...I haven't purchased any porn in a while now. Remember when regular porn magazines (hustler, high society etc.) didn't have penetration shots? What year did they decide to start showing the real deal? Anyone remember?

 

[da_Sickness]

i don´t have pono magazines
i got all porno here on freeones
its all i need
but if i must hide my porno
the garage with car magazines is a great plece
your mama never look there

Same here.

 

[Jizm]

On my desktop.

 

[Marty123]

in the darkest depths of my computer

 

[sjs1220]

Funny thing. I have a notebook computer, and since the HD isn't big enogh to store all of mine, I store it on a slave drive in my wife's computer. She has no idea she even has a 2nd hard drive.

 

[bonkers69]

why hide it when your wife has as much as i do

 

[Freakybastard]

only teenagers have to hide their porn.

 

[alphanumeric]

i have it on my iPod.
Now I'm torn between converting it to watch, or leaving it. Converting it means... porn on the go, but anyone can spot it.
This way is more of a hassle, but sneakier.
Oooo, it's so hard to decide

 

[tunsty]

In my socks...
It's a bit uncomfortable and the moans and groans mean I do get some funny looks, but as no-one is likely to want to see my pongy feet, I reckon it's quite safe down there.:thumbsup: