When you get a pant-boner at your place of work, do you...

[PirateKing]

I've never had a problem with this.

It's unusual for me to get an involuntary erection when, especially when I'm working, unless I just happen to see an attractive woman in the full monty/doing a striptease and beyond. I can usually control my erection to half a chub when I'm talking to scantily clad women. The last time I remember just getting random uncontrollable erections was in middle school, and that was before I began wanking. Those were very tumultuous times by the way. It took me till 7th/8th grade to realize what PK jr. was trying to tell me. But I digress...

 

[gloyster]

I would show the whole damn world.

 

[StanScratch]

I walk over to the plants and jerk off into them. It not only helps me, but it feeds the plants.

 

[luvsemlarge]

Walk around telling everyone you just got a raise.

 

[cindy CD/TV]

Instead of a broom closet, I discreetly make my way to a bathroom stall to either let gravity do its work or I simply rub one out.

I don't go to work as Cindy, but otherwise I'm all about going out in the world in nice short skirts, stockings, heels, the whole bit ... and it's very, very tough to hide my "maleness" when it literally starts to rear its head in public. When I feel my hem line start rising up my thighs, I quickly find a place to sit down and wait it out. :uohs: I typically wear a gaffe to restrict movement "down there," but sometimes it just isn't enough.

 

[blackowned]

There aren't any females in my workplace, so it doesn't matter.

 

[emceeemcee]

Take the rest of the day off.....



And if I were to wake up with a boner the next morning then I would be calling in sick

 

[CunningStunts]

I tuck it under one side of my boxers :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ditto! :1orglaugh