When you get a pant-boner at your place of work, do you...

When you get a pant-boner at your place of work, do you

  • Sport it proudly for all to see

    Votes: 9 45.0%

  • Slink into a broom closet to "jerk it out"

    Votes: 4 20.0%

  • Slam it with a stapler until it goes down

    Votes: 7 35.0%

  • Walk up behind a female co-worker and rub her with it

    Votes: 6 30.0%

  • Whip it out and start wanking right at your desk

    Votes: 3 15.0%
  • Total voters
    20
Ike Stain

Ike Stain

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Sport it proudly for all to see, or slink into a broom closet to "jerk it out."

For the longest time, I would have said slink into the broom closet and get tha sucker down, but then I realized it's only a natural body part that I can't necessarily control it, so why should I have to hide it? Do chicks have to hide their nipples when they "got the blinkers on"?

The bet thing is, if someone mentions my sweet poppin' wood, I can sue them for sexual harassment for ogling me!
 

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