As far as I know of, no one has ever died from touching a bathroom doorknob. I wash my hands before touching my dick at home and away.
Yea, filthy people use public restrooms. As long as I wash my hands, I am safe and look out for the next user. Paper to use the doorknob? How do I know if the dude before me or guy that touches the doorknob after me washes or uses paper? Purell isn't the answer. It's like you don't know if the guy before or after you squirt that shit on their hands.
And another thing, how much sanitizing do you do after spilling your goods before going to work? Close this thread.
Well, seeing as how I 'mark my territory' by putting my cum on my doorknob, (inside and out, although more out.. for those damned visitors) and use 'ass pennies' at local establishments... I thank you for your cavalier attitude towards public cleanliness.
Will you die from my nut or E.Coli streak? No.
But will I smile with the realization of my trap was sprung? Yes.
Also, intentionally pissing on public floors/seats and not flushing. (GODDAMN THOSE AUTO-FLUSHERS!) I make it a point to do an upper-decker, whenever I can get away with it.
But hey, trolling is hard.