What's Your Vice ?

Facetious

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Drugs (specify), Alcohol, snuff, smokes, employment, the D.J. Industrial Average, deficit spending, change, food, religion, areligion, guns, grubs, politics, fashion, hedge funds, hellth care, dance, hi - def, school (studies), interracial . . . what ?

So, how do you cope ?
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Used to be cigarettes. But I traded those in for beer.
 
porn/computer.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Pinching my testicles together with a brand new pair of tongs, squeezing them so hard that the protruding veins make my ball sack look like a topography map of the globe.

Huh? Oh, that's not what you meant?

:pulls hat over eyes and sinks in seat:

(change the subject Chef, change the subject)

So, uuuuh, Bruce Springsteen is performing at the Super Bowl. How uh, how 'bout that?
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
beer closes my days. makes me sleepy. maryjane is also a frequent additional girl in my bed. reminds me to appreciate the little things. porn: without girls, whats the point? i need my girls.
 
FreeOnes

Nothing else, I'm a very decent, boring guy.:thefinger
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Booze.
Orgasms.
Occasional smoker. (Maybe 2 cigs a week?)
Occasional drugs. (Maybe 1 joint per 3-6 months.. AKA whenever someone offers it.)
Posting at porn boards.
Tits.
Pussy.
Cybersex.
Downloading.. stuff.
 
Murdering and dismembering strangers..












































Hah, kidding..! I'm actually too squeamish to dismember them..:hatsoff:
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
This is my vice.


:rimshot:

Ow, you okay there? ::loosens the screws::

I never thought you had a narrow mind, personally.

::rimshot... into an epic fail: Corny jokes all around. ;)
 
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