What's Worse Paper Cut or Minor Burn?

[LukeEl]

Both are done accidently, both injuries I received today: the paper cut at work and the minor burn while cooking some in my oven ...which one of these is the most irritating of minor injuries to have?

 

[316sherm]

It depends on where the paper cut is, but overall, minor burn is a lingering bitch!

 

[Lungzyn]

Obviously a paper cut. No one should have to bear the ignomy of being injured by a piece of paper. Look at it. It's just sitting there, doing nothing, and now you got cut. Loser.
The modern oven, on the other hand, is a powerful piece of technology, just waiting for some reckless fool to enter its gaping, fiery maw. It is the Venus Fly Trap of home kitchen appliances. Think of what could happen if you weren't more careful. Severe burns, maybe even death.
Only a tough guy could make it out of there alive. You could be that guy.
Or you could be that guy that got cut by a piece of paper. What a pussy. Lets pray that you dont break your neck answering the phone, jerk. You dont want to be that guy, do you? Didn't think so.

 

[biomech]

Paper cuts are the worst.

 

[Mauser98k]

paper cuts itch too. burns will burn for a while and stop.

 

[24788]

I do both for fun, but I think the pain of no one caring hurts worse. *Cries*

I'd say paper cuts. I've cut myself with razor blades on my fingers at work which didn't hurt that bad, but card board boxes cutting the web of my fingers hurts the worst.

Burns I can handle I'm used to them. I grew up playing with fire like every other kid.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Paper cuts suck! Being on fire, however, is awesome.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Herpes.

 

[Ulysses31]

When you pull out that bit of skin on the sides of yout fingernails is the worse pain

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

Obviously a paper cut. No one should have to bear the ignomy of being injured by a piece of paper. Look at it. It's just sitting there, doing nothing, and now you got cut. Loser.
The modern oven, on the other hand, is a powerful piece of technology, just waiting for some reckless fool to enter its gaping, fiery maw. It is the Venus Fly Trap of home kitchen appliances. Think of what could happen if you weren't more careful. Severe burns, maybe even death.
Only a tough guy could make it out of there alive. You could be that guy.
Or you could be that guy that got cut by a piece of paper. What a pussy. Lets pray that you dont break your neck answering the phone, jerk. You dont want to be that guy, do you? Didn't think so.

I was just gonna go make something to eat. No way I'm going anywhere near my kitchen after reading this!:eek:

 

[jod0565]

Paper cut.

 

[Hot Mega]

Damn near a toss up. I suppose you clean a paper cut and put some glue on it...it becomes a pretty benign circumstance pretty quick.

 

[Legzman]

burn by far. Brings up my favorite question...

 

[Death-Proof-69]

i'd rather have a minor burn than a paper cut...i get them all the time so it's no big deal really...

 

[Marlo Manson]

For me Paper cuts are worse. I burn myself all the time and that pain goes away shortly and they never bother me for more than a couple of minutes, sometimes a couple of hours @ most, but paper cuts fuckin suck, cuz they last for days and itch like a MF'er. :2 cents:

 

[tartanterrier]

Paper Cuts because they last longer where minor burns fade in a
short period of time

 

[cartman24]

Minor burn is worse from what I've experienced. Burns hurt constantly for a few hours whereas paper cuts only hurt if you aggravate the area.

 

[Johan]

Papercut is nothing. Burn, even minor burn is worse.

 

[busenbust]

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[LukeEl]

I just found one more worse and annoying, stubbing any of your toes, fucking telemarketer calling me made me do that!