Obviously a paper cut. No one should have to bear the ignomy of being injured by a piece of paper. Look at it. It's just sitting there, doing nothing, and now you got cut. Loser.
The modern oven, on the other hand, is a powerful piece of technology, just waiting for some reckless fool to enter its gaping, fiery maw. It is the Venus Fly Trap of home kitchen appliances. Think of what could happen if you weren't more careful. Severe burns, maybe even death.
Only a tough guy could make it out of there alive. You could be that guy.
Or you could be that guy that got cut by a piece of paper. What a pussy. Lets pray that you dont break your neck answering the phone, jerk. You dont want to be that guy, do you? Didn't think so.
