Whats to do in case of smelly farts?

[don_equis]

Hi there freeones talk people, I take a lot of herbal suplements so when I fart them fuckers smell really bad. So what would be the proper etiquette when in a crowded enclosed space such as a bus, train or in a car and you feel your guts are about to bust and you either let it out in loud thunderous manner or the infamous silent but deadly?

 

[Christmas_Ape]

Try smoking your herbal supplements instead.

 

[ThatRedWing]

Let her rip, wait for someone to say something and fall back on the old reliable "He who smelt it, dealt it"

 

[member006]

Try Beano it worked for our dog. then no apologies are necessary. He got really tired of barking "sorry".

http://www.shopinprivate.com/beantab60tab.html

LL

 

[ChefChiTown]

Buy a cork.

 

[slowhand]

I would try something else I'm sure you can do a search and find something.

 

[AFA]

This worked as a cure for this guy
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gxOws7Ysmss

 

[bigbadbrody]

do what I do, blame it on the person closest to you

 

[YMIHERE]

Wear burning candles.

 

[dick van cock]

buy some of these:

http://www.little-trees.com/products/underseat.asp

 

[nukenitro]

Make it into a spectacle. Bring a lighter and put it beside your butt right when you fart. The crowds will go wild......or you'll light them on fire. Which will still drive them wild. But for a different reason

 

[Jay1980]

What kind of supplements are you taking that outweigh the negative side effects of horrible farts?

 

[Iamforever]

Let her rip, wait for someone to say something and fall back on the old reliable "He who smelt it, dealt it"

he who denied it, supplied it.

 

[ElStupido]

Hold it in

 

[Legzman]

I say just wait till someone smells it then laugh your ass off!

 

[Satch]

Blame the dog....

 

[belfastsixpack]

he who denied it, supplied it.

he who made the rhyme, committed the crime :1orglaugh

 

[handle1973]

Apparently the best thing to do when enveloped by the treacherous fumes of flatulence is to light a match (seriously, no blue flame jokes) and then put it out quickly.

Someone told me the gas from the spent match neutralises the fart.

Kind of disgusting: a med student told me that a fart is composed of carbon dioxide, methane and tiny particles of aerosolized shit.

 

[D-rock]

Hope that every person around you doesn't have a sense of smell. Or you can just let it go.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Blame it on the closest pretty girl. Then ask her for her number.