Whats to do in case of smelly farts?

[arealous]

If you're a dude, just man up to it and raise your hand. What are we in the God Damn 5th grade here? Everyone farts, everyone poops. Holding it in sucks, unless you're at a formal event or something, let er rip I say!

 

[belfastsixpack]

Pro: you know, holding in your farts strengthens your sphincter. this, unbeknown to some, assists in the propelling of sperm from the penis. thus, holding in your farts can actually increase the strength of your ejaculations. good reason to keep 'em in.

Con: spontaneous combustion (for all the south park fans) :1orglaugh

PS: one of the two is real. i'll leave it up to you to decide which.

 

[don_equis]

You guys and gals almost made me cry with all the support I have gotten from you all. I normally walk away or move from my seat and watch as people react over the smell and blame it on each other. I tell you is all that damn green tea and eggs and tuna that I eat almost every day. Well excuse for a moment I got to rip one right now while I am at the Cyber Cafe..hehehe