What's in your pocket right now ?

[slowhand]

look's down oop's no pockets :o

 

[-KING-]

A hole

 

[HeartBroker]

A pack of smokes, cell phone and a lighter

 

[holdol]

Keys and one-hitter, oh and a 5 spot

 

[MyBabeHub]

Keys
Green Lighter
Pack of 25 Winfield Blue
2x 5c (I'm rich!!)

 

[Vanilla Bear]

No pockets. Wearing nothing, but a pair of old boxers.

Yes I know guys...but behave! I'm not in the mood right now!

And girls...I only said GUYS!

 

[Member442]

keys to someone else car.

 

[guranteedseed]

plums?.......... where did i get plums?

 

[Shifty]

Car key and some change.

 

[bustybbwlover]

two quarters, my cell phone, and my keys...probably some lint & strings too

 

[wrayven]

Keys, 2 guitar picks and a lighter.

 

[brodkill]

i have no pockets

 

[HeartBroker]

Phone, pick, lighter and Mt. Everest!

 

[jhco12]

Phone, chapstick, keys front left. wallet, knife rear right. .38 special front right.
reload rear left.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

No pockets. At home I wear nothing, but a pair of boxers.

Phone, pick, lighter and Mt. Everest!

You have the Mt. Everest in your pants? I know you have a big cock! But calling it Mt. Everest is a bit too much isn't it?


Oh wait...it says pocket....you don't have your penis in your pocket....

So....what's a Mt. Everest? :o

 

[MRHORNY]

the panty of the girl that I just met!!!LOL!

 

[HeartBroker]

So....what's a Mt. Everest? :o

It's the Mountain.
Just watch the news later when everyone's freaking out cause it's missing!
:eek:

 

[imsohorny]

graffiti marker, keys, 67bucks and a shit load of quarters, 3 condoms and my cellphone

 

[L3ggy]

It's the Mountain.
Just watch the news later when everyone's freaking out cause it's missing!
:eek:

Don't you mean The Mountain?

 

[mrtrebus]

Jelly Belly Jelly Beans.
Mobile phone.
Wallet.
Keys.