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[Superfly007]

Damn it James I told you I need to satin thong!?!

 

[Superfly007]

Just for Men doesn't work on your pubes James!

Damn it, and I already bought a case!

 

[AlKapone]

Informed by Hamster that Sting feels ill this week, so it's his turn to take the wheel, Captain Slow spits "Cock.." and goes to test drive a brand new Ferrari Enzo.

 

[Mrname]

Cars- Because sometimes fashion sense just isn't enough.

 

[Chip10101]

"As James queued up to sign the sex offenders register he really wished he hadn't clicked on to the website when he was in Starbucks."

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Had to think about it for a while, but came up with a motivational poster...

 

[redhotgorillausa]

"Come on, dude! Mount him from behind!"

 

[noreply248]

Come on James you didn't do that bad! I mean just look at how bad Jeremy did... That was awful.

 

[Rock n`Roller]

Richard Hammond: So you`ve finished last again, Captain Slow?
James May: At least I´ve never heard your mother complaining: "wow! You finish fast, speedy"!

 

[kellyfan]

HAMMOND " hey james.... you lost bad luck mate ..... which means HA HA HA I WIN ...... LOSSSSSSER What do you think off that HA HA "

 

[Tittyman5000]

James - Lieutenant Commander Data, ready Photon Torpedos. Engage! "Lets loose a silent but deadly."
Richard - "Captain, I think the Clingons on your ass are decomposing you from the inside!"

 

[omaralto]

richard:" hey man >> come back do not be afraid I will not take your gun "
james: " hm... You mean that you keep it in your ass ? "

 

[gunthar]

don't be such a negative nancy. you may have seen the scarf first but i called dibs!

 

[Mandy Flores]

"Oh God, that's gonna smell REALLY bad!" "WTF?!.... DUDE!"

 

[Christa]

It must NOT be a lesbian thing or I need 2 watch TMZ more :-0

 

[sharapova21]

James"Okay maybe in hindsight it wasnt such a good idea to buy a fiat panda"

 

[larss]

James, I warned you what would happen if you let Clarkson decorate it.

 

[spankin_it.]

Richard: James you know Morris Marinas are attracted to pianos!

 

[MENUTS1]

James don't leave I'll get better, I will I will. Please I need you in my mouth.

 

[tanktopsrule]

Richard: So James i bought you a new car for your birthday....... Say hello to Olivia a 1963 Opel Kadett, Oliver's new sister.

James: Permission to say Cock