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[Pixies Yank]

Poor James. He's just found out that BBC 2 have turned down his idea for "James May's Sex Toy Stories."

 

[Lucian_4]

"Wtf? That's the third meth dealer this week that thought I was De niro!"

 

[Lucian_4]

"The signs on the door couldn't be any clearer, James. The womens' loo has a person in a dress, the mens' has one without a dress."

 

[Fyrstrslatr]

"I wouldn't be mistaken for Neil Peart so much, if I didn't have Geddy Lee following me wherever I go."

 

[modelagent_4u]

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"C'MON... man! Look in the mirror! THAT'S TOO MUCH PAISLEY!!!"

 

[Fan28]

Effects of working on Top Gear,deafness and forgetfulness? ¡¡ Of course not !! James has always been so.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

I think James muttering "Philistines..." under his breath as he walks away from Clarkson and Hammond pretty much sums the show up perfectly.

 

[darkenhof]

Richard: James! What are your pants doing in the microwave again?!

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

 

[Jsmoothpa]

You know I did, remember last time I wore those Plaid pants with my Golf sweater, I got laughed at all night, i won't be having that this time Petra, now please shut up and eat! LOL

 

[BRADblk]

Walking off the stage after hearing... "James, You are NOT the father!!!".

 

[Shadowfax 10]

That the last time the bloody hamster pull a prank on me.

 

[RogueAlan]

Richard: You CAN'T seriously mean to wear that jacket to Exxxotica... and a paisley shirt?!
James: (Thinking) When will he realize his ferry pass isn't going to get him across the pond to the party?

 

[puffypig2]

Offcamera on the Howard Stern show during a sybian segment.

 

[bobjustbob]

3 strikes and you are out. Cash Cab will return after these messages.

 

[Fan28]

James: (thinking) Where would get my keys not find it?
Richard: (screaming) Why your keys got into my ass,James? Have you gone crazy?

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

3 strikes and you are out. Cash Cab will return after these messages.

winner

 

[theking2248]

Richard: Some say he has long hair and dresses oddly.
James: That's me!
Richard: No, it's not James May, it's The Stig!!!
Stig: ........

 

[indyguy06]

"Look, I was just kidding when I said I thought it would also have a softer ride if it were fueled by Cotton Candy."

 

[redeye83]

Top Gear having a competition, being judged by Jeremy , when the power goes out.

When it comes back on Jeremy declares the winner by default. The Richard protests and asks why, and Jeremy explains "because she hot".