But what if you were a virgin, and lost your virginity to a girl with herpes? You could just as easily get it that way than screwing 10,000 girls.
What's a good gift to bring to an orgy?
It happens. But you could look at the positive side, which is, once you've broken the herpes barrier, you can just fuck at will. (Obviously you still need some precautions against Hep and AIDS, but it could be quite liberating.) They say something like 1 in 6 people have the herpes at this point.
Wear it like a badge, much like the European dueling scars. A mark of experience.
RichardNailder
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Are you sure you don't already have herpes?
http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/
http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/STDFact-Herpes.htm
Just askin......
An empty tennis ball can. You'll understand why by hour 2.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Follow this list to the T - when the opportunity arises, you will know what they are needed for:
A bag of fake vomit.
Three paper clips.
A pencil sharpener.
A walkman with one tape. We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel must be on side one (that must be the only song), and Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport by Rolf Harris must be the only song on side two.
A half eaten pretzel covered in mustard.
An empty yogurt container. Any name brand will do.
A Wii remote...no batteries. There MUST be no batteries!
A duck, worn on your head. The duck must be wearing a purple bow tie with green polka dots.
If you follow that simple list, you will have the most memorable orgy ever.
A bag of fake vomit.
Three paper clips.
A pencil sharpener.
A walkman with one tape. We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel must be on side one (that must be the only song), and Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport by Rolf Harris must be the only song on side two.
A half eaten pretzel covered in mustard.
An empty yogurt container. Any name brand will do.
A Wii remote...no batteries. There MUST be no batteries!
A duck, worn on your head. The duck must be wearing a purple bow tie with green polka dots.
If you follow that simple list, you will have the most memorable orgy ever.
