What's a good gift to bring to an orgy?

[LukeEl]

Honestly you can't go wrong with a chaffing dish with home baked ziti or perhaps a pasta salad. And a bucket of ice with a 9 iron.

 

[Ike Stain]

I ended up going with a Nacho platter. Nacho platter is a smart choice because when it ends up (inevitably) getting "compromised" with various bodily fluids, you can't really tell.

 

[sporty_carr]

Paris Hilton

 

[Ike Stain]

Paris Hilton

9 times out of 10, she's the one throwing the orgy.

 

[DOA82]

A certificate to say your STD free.

 

[Ike Stain]

A certificate to say your STD free.

If you're regularly attending orgies, that's not really going to be a possibility.

 

[sporty_carr]

9 times out of 10, she's the one throwing the orgy.

Hmm good point.....nevermind then. <_<

 

[sporty_carr]

If you're regularly attending orgies, that's not really going to be a possibility.

You can forge them......not that I would know. :shy:

 

[mrtrebus]

More guests? :dunno:

 

[Ike Stain]

You can forge them......not that I would know. :shy:

Really not a concern for attendees. It comes down to two choices stay STD free or attend orgies. You can't have both! (At least not for long...)

 

[Hot Mega]

Party tray of Cialis, Viagra and Levitra?:hybrid:

 

[GracelynnMoans]

me.... me

 

[RichardNailder]

me.... me

If you're going - I'm fucking going too!

 

[Ike Stain]

me.... me

If you're going - I'm fucking going too!

Luckily, they always put me down as a plus +2 (In try never to show up with less than two lovely professionals on my arm.) Normally they'd both be female, but in this case I'll make an exception. You're in!

 

[GracelynnMoans]

Luckily, they always put me down as a plus +2 (In try never to show up with less than two lovely professionals on my arm.) Normally they'd both be female, but in this case I'll make an exception. You're in!

Oh... dont worry I'll bring an extra girlfriend with so you dont have to worry about mr. papa....

 

[UrMaSucksDonkey]

An illustrated copy of the karma sutra would do nicely....But be careful they might think you are suggesting they are boring.

PS> Or alternatively bring me....Not to take part as per say....We could do musical chairs....I'll call out "change over" and you gotta frantically change over partner....Be careful two guys might run into one girl...Then you got a spit roast.

 

[Ike Stain]

An illustrated copy of the karma sutra would do nicely....But be careful they might think you are suggesting they are boring.

That's a thoughtful suggestion. Thing is, most folks in the orgy set already own the coffee table edition.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Really not a concern for attendees. It comes down to two choices stay STD free or attend orgies. You can't have both! (At least not for long...)

Thats a great attitude to have...

 

[Ike Stain]

Thats a great attitude to have...

No free rides in this life, friend. The only safe sex is the sex you have with your own hand (and that's only assuming you've washed it.)

But look at it from the other side. Nothing says "I've banged a shit-ton of chicks" like a good case of herpes!

Herpes or chlamydia are always nice. They're the gifts that keep on giving.

 

[RichardNailder]

Thats a great attitude to have...

Actually it is - anyone that thinks they can attend orgies had better have this attitude or they are just a time-bomb waiting to happen.

Risk management starts with being aware of the risks - until you are, you will never be able to manage them. :2 cents:

If you want to totally remove the risk of STI's - remover your genitalia....

I prefer to live with a few risks.

Like: driving, flying, hunting, cliff-diving and muff-diving. Call me crazy.