I'm trying to decide between a nice bottle of wine and a king-size jar of anal lube...
Ike Stain Approved Content Owner Approved Content Owner Jun 19, 2011 #1 I'm trying to decide between a nice bottle of wine and a king-size jar of anal lube...
Ace Boobtoucher Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol Jun 19, 2011 #2 Herpes or chlamydia are always nice. They're the gifts that keep on giving.
Straight Shooter Jun 19, 2011 #3 A case of Gatorade. People might need to replenish themselves with all that fucking they'll be doing.
A case of Gatorade. People might need to replenish themselves with all that fucking they'll be doing.
gunslingingbird Jun 19, 2011 #4 I'd take some hors d'oeuvres. Maybe one of those trays of rolls that they sell at Costco, or maybe some cocktail weenies.
I'd take some hors d'oeuvres. Maybe one of those trays of rolls that they sell at Costco, or maybe some cocktail weenies.
GodsEmbryo Closed Account Jun 19, 2011 #5 The keys? Would be nice to release them after being locked up for so long in a cage, wouldn't it?
shootfighter8 Jun 19, 2011 #9 Fruit-flavored condoms and water-based lubes for the main course. Then for dessert...a box of Godiva chocolates, some cooked oysters and bottles of Dom Perignon and Veuve Clicquot. :hybrid:
Fruit-flavored condoms and water-based lubes for the main course. Then for dessert...a box of Godiva chocolates, some cooked oysters and bottles of Dom Perignon and Veuve Clicquot. :hybrid:
Ike Stain Approved Content Owner Approved Content Owner Jun 19, 2011 #11 STDiva said: Deviled Eggs. Click to expand... Excellent suggestion. The texture goes well with random body fluids.
STDiva said: Deviled Eggs. Click to expand... Excellent suggestion. The texture goes well with random body fluids.
grower_boy Jun 19, 2011 #14 How about one of these? You'll make the other guys' cumshots look weak. You'll be the man!
ThatRedWing Jun 19, 2011 #15 I've always found that a tarp and a bottle of Wesson oil to be the way to go.
The Grasshopper was here Jun 19, 2011 #18 http://www.zazzle.ca/orgy+gifts http://www.zazzle.ca/pd/realviewpop...rz&group=mens&lifestyle=classic&lifeStyle=cla http://www.zazzle.ca/pd/realviewpop...c&drawareaboundingbox=false&drawsafearea=fals
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