what would you do if your son was GAY?

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I would tell him, be careful, men are pigs, and are only after one thing. Always wear a condom. Get used to words like fag. Be happy, life is short, you are who you are, and the only person you have to make happy, is yourself.
 
I'd be shocked that I have a kid.

BUT, hypothetically, IF I had a son and he told me he was gay, I'm pretty sure I'd treat him the same. I'd tell him the same thing I'd tell him if he was straight: "Get a job!".
A gay worker is better than a straight bum.
There. Does that sound like a dad answer?
 
There is only one sure fire way to get over your son being gay, and that is to keep procreating with women until you ultimately get a son that is not gay. In fact, keep doing it until you get two or three sons that aren't gay just in case something happens to one of them.

I actually remember bringing this question up with my dad once and he told me that we would still be cool so long as I didn't bring my boyfriend around him.
 
Take him to 3 strip clubs and buy him two full contact lap dances in each. And if he is still gay the next day, I doubt if there's anything I can do about it. But at least I will have shown him what's great about NOT being gay.
 

PirateKing

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The sodomy thing doesn't bother me, but if my son ever tells me that he prefers Madonna over heavy metal then I will disown him! No if ands or..uh..nevermind.
 
I'd tell him it's cool, so long as he does the 'pitching', and not the 'catching'.

And for God's sake, son, remember that you are a boy. Be masculine. Don't be a twink.
 
Force him to watch his mother and I fuck for hours on end.

So you want your kid to commit suicide? Having to watch your parents fuck eachother is the most tasteless thing I can think off (worse than baconsalt's crazy ideas)...
 
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