What Was the Funniest Thing You Ever Did or Said During Sex?

[Hot Mega]

Went down on an ex g/f during the "courting" stage of our relationship. And I swear, she had the cleanest, baldest, most tasteless cooch I've ever been in the presence of...

After a couple of mins of feasting on it, I had to break stride and ask, "Did you just buy this damn thing or something???"

 

[Supafly]

I remember yelling 'I'm first' as i shagged my g/f back in the days.

She smacked me for that but we really laughed a lot laters

 

[Kingfisher]

I nailed that crack whore's ass out of spite after she nodded off, then left the condom in her.

 

[GregCentauro]

"Faster than you! Haha!"

 

[Spleen]

Turned on the TV and watched Spongebob Squarepants.

No lie.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

"Holy Busted Rubber Batman!"

No Lie. She and I were both big comic geeks. She thought it was funny as hell. Actually bought me some more time while I dug out another rubber. Last time I ever went cheap when buying rubbers. Just because it was free doesn't make it good ya know?

 

[phanto_1985]

Run away, because i was late for my train......

 

[dp93]

Called her by her sister's name, we both laughed