What Toilet Paper/Tissue Are you using now?

[STOOP]

What type of toilet paper ae you using and does it have any pic's on it?
is it Mighty soft?
or is it Sand Paper?
does it break easy?
or tear apart when you attempt to break it?

right now, mine is a 2 ply ieasy breaking soft toilet paper.

 

[Torre82]

I cant stand that bullshit soft stuff. I'm not trying to put my ass to sleep on pillow-paper. The paper is there to do a FRIGGIN JOB!

Plus the soft stuff leaves paper bitties.. and clogs the toilet more easily, I've noticed. Complete bullshit.

 

[dick van cock]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/i...and-the-deathly-hallows-20070328093850961.jpg

A bit harsh on my asshole; it leaves nasty stains of printing ink on my butt. But it's worth the fun!

 

[Torre82]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/i...and-the-deathly-hallows-20070328093850961.jpg

A bit harsh on my asshole; it leaves nasty stains of printing ink on my butt. But it's worth the fun!

Do you read a lil bit before you use'n'toss the page?

Is your ass 'magically clean' from the nature of that paper?

 

[senob44]

Folks like me, we don't have a lot of money, so I just use the newspaper. I find "USA Today" has that soft, "everything's A-OK" kind of feel to it.

It kind of makes the paper hard to read though. I was reading the business section the other day, and for all I could tell, it looked like a full-color article on the Cleveland Browns.

 

[Torre82]

Folks like me, we don't have a lot of money, so I just use the newspaper. I find "USA Today" has that soft, "everything's A-OK" kind of feel to it.

It kind of makes the paper hard to read though. I was reading the business section the other day, and for all I could tell, it looked like a full-color article on the Cleveland Browns.

Ucchh. That is horrible. A groaner. I had the sports section up myself, yesterday. I was reading about the bears. I had full-page evidence that they do indeed.. shit on the woods. Tiger woods. I couldnt read any of THAT article.

 

[STOOP]

you guys are a crack up.. im too serious for jokes and shit. but yeh.

 

[Marlo Manson]

I recently saw an ad for this new brand *SCAT-MAN* it was even on sale!! :eek: even without a coupon!!

 

[Torre82]

I recently saw an ad for this new brand *SCAT-MAN* it was even on sale!! :eek: even without a coupon!!

Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop, just what is the selling point of that TP? Extra turd-sorbency? Did it have a proof/alcohol content? I know taking it rectally gets you drunk faster. I couldnt cite a source on that one, tho. lmao

Scat man. I like that. Technopop for your bung, eh.

 

[Marlo Manson]

Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop, just what is the selling point of that TP? Extra turd-sorbency? Did it have a proof/alcohol content? I know taking it rectally gets you drunk faster. I couldnt cite a source on that one, tho. lmao

Scat man. I like that. Technopop for your bung, eh.

:rofl2: To be honest and do tell the truth I :dunno: I ran the other way as fast as I could and I grabbed a pack of the cottonelle I think.. the *SCAT-MAN* brand scared the shit out of me!! and I high tailed it out of there.. :thumbsup: no more TP shopping for me!! :hatsoff:

 

[gunslingingbird]

I know taking it rectally gets you drunk faster.

Or, as Fleetwood Mac's own Stevie Nicks could tell you, it gets you high faster. Back in the 70's, when half of the cocaine in the world was consumed by her, she used to have guys rub cocaine on their dicks before they fucked her up the ass. She claimed to get a better and faster high than by snorting it. :nannerf1: :turnturn::eyeso::spin:

 

[Fresno]

Why do you care what I wipe my ass with, do you want me to safe it for you after I wipe? lol

I use scott tissue!

 

[tunsty]

Or, as Fleetwood Mac's own Stevie Nicks could tell you, it gets you high faster. Back in the 70's, when half of the cocaine in the world was consumed by her, she used to have guys rub cocaine on their dicks before they fucked her up the ass. She claimed to get a better and faster high than by snorting it. :nannerf1: :turnturn::eyeso::spin:

I really, REALLY, didn't need to know that..


"Youuuuuu...make lovin' fun.."

 

[BlueBalls]

Wow, just when you think this thread cant get any lower, here comes this thread that asks what kind of paper you like to wipe your ass with.


Thank you STOOP you've taken us to a new low. :hatsoff:

 

[D-rock]

So...........what's everybody’s favorite item to use in an emergency in the event there is no toilet paper? :dunno::1orglaugh

 

[dick van cock]

So...........what's everybody’s favorite item to use in an emergency in the event there is no toilet paper? :dunno::1orglaugh

http://www.buddel.de/bs/fl_ger.jpg

 

[devlinvelez]

Wow, just when you think this thread cant get any lower, here comes this thread that asks what kind of paper you like to wipe your ass with.


Thank you STOOP you've taken us to a new low. :hatsoff:

.....Hold on , Blue......my other thread is what type of tampon do you use.....

 

[titsrock]

Or, as Fleetwood Mac's own Stevie Nicks could tell you, it gets you high faster. Back in the 70's, when half of the cocaine in the world was consumed by her, she used to have guys rub cocaine on their dicks before they fucked her up the ass. She claimed to get a better and faster high than by snorting it. :nannerf1: :turnturn::eyeso::spin:

A post of the week nominee...:bowdown:

 

[BlueBalls]

.....Hold on , Blue......my other thread is what type of tampon do you use.....

I have nothing against tampons, my favourite kind being TAMPAX it really help when i have diarrhea plugs me up nice and tight, but to create a whole thread about toilet paper? What the hell!!!

 

[devlinvelez]

I have nothing against tampons, my favourite kind being TAMPAX it really help when i have diarrhea plugs me up nice and tight, but to create a whole thread about toilet paper? What the hell!!!

.......WHOA, Too much info.....:eek: