Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
This made my day.
What to do when getting stopped by a Police Officer
- Thread starter Deepcover
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This made my day.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
When pulled over I make sure to keep my hands at 11 and 2 on the steering wheel in plain view. I'm polite and my goal is to make him feel comfortable and lower his guard so I can either leave or get the ticket I deserve. Fighting for your rights on the side of the road is not a good plan. Maybe install a camera inside your car if you're worried about police misconduct. If they wrong you sue the fuck out of them with a lawyer present but don't lock horns during your initial contact.
Deep Cover, if you're reading this, definitely take my advice if you roll into LA. As Denzel Washington says, "Shit'll getcha killed!" Watch yo ass and wash yo ass. Peace out, home skillet.
Deep Cover, if you're reading this, definitely take my advice if you roll into LA. As Denzel Washington says, "Shit'll getcha killed!" Watch yo ass and wash yo ass. Peace out, home skillet.
Supafly
Retired Mod
I forgot about that essential. Because I am a ginger, I guess. Doesn't get much whiter than me
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
That's usually never an issue....until they grab for the cops gun, or get out and run.
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
I forgot about that essential. Because I am a ginger, I guess. Doesn't get much whiter than me
Don't matter, if your hair's long enough.
Like mine.
When I retire, I am going to grow my hair long again.
I will be spending most of my time in the Dominican and Costa Rica at that time.. I won't be old, I plan on retiring within the next 5 years .
After a year and a half, my hair will be as long as Gregg Allman. No more suits, just board shorts and tasty waves.
After a year and a half, my hair will be as long as Gregg Allman. No more suits, just board shorts and tasty waves.
You could also acquire reggea records and start to think the theories of modern socialism.
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
Funny that you mention Gregg.....mine looks more like his brother...before 1971.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
No more racist then you. It works both ways ya know. And the great part is, that it is the truth. The blacks that have been shot, have been shot while running, or trying to take away a gun. I never said the cops were right, I never said they were wrong. Once again you assumed, and made an ass out of u, and not me.
xfire
New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
This thread is extremely lyrical, it's got a rhythm and beat unlike any thread I've opened in a while. If this thread were an mp3 I'd download and burn it to cd and listen to it in the car on my Pioneer TS-X200's. I don't like getting pulled over by the cops so I'd be sure to listen to it in my driveway. I usually name drop when I have to deal with the police, my brother-in-law is a Sgt on the force a couple of towns over and they all know each other.
It's like Tubular Bells with lyrics.
:thumbsup
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'm curious as to who shithead thinks is "Mr. Racist."
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I nominate Supa for AHOTY. He's started referring to hisself in ze third person like some kind of wing nut.
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