What religion are you?

[Iamforever]

I'm a Scientologist.

oh, im so sorry.

 

[woy]

I'm a naughty catholic boy looking for a naughty catholic girl

 

[bigbadbrody]

I had a Christian upbringng and went to a Christian Private School. After I got kicked out of my folks house I stoped going to church

 

[calpoon]

There's only one law: What goes around comes around.

Hey Mister Conquistador,
What goes around comes around.
Five Hundred years of pillage and plunder:
It will destroy you.

Hey Mister Missionary,
What goes around comes around.
Five Hundred years of kidnapping and brainwashing:
It will crush you.

Hey Mister Military,
What goes around comes around.
Five Hundred years of rape and murder:
It will destroy you.

Hey Mister CEO,
What goes around comes around.
Five Hundred years of pillage and plunder:
It will crush you.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I'm a Scientologist.

That is no religion!!!
Its just a crazy sect!
so Im sorry for you.

 

[BigSwede]

Who´s the amish?:1orglaugh

 

[pussyman69]

I believe in something-i believe i will have another beer and a billy!

 

[ownaged]

all aboard the mothership. Xenu FTW. I think Scientology is just madness. Just look at the ppl who are one of them. Tom Cruise and that Travolta. Both are nutcases

 

[ThatRedWing]

all aboard the mothership. Xenu FTW. I think Scientology is just madness. Just look at the ppl who are one of them. Tom Cruise and that Travolta. Both are nutcases

There are nutcases in every religion. But I do agree that Scientology does seem nuttier than most.

 

[michelle_lopez]

The only religion i know is sex :lovecoupl

 

[jdb67]

This explains Religon quite clearly...

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=125396

 

[sputnikgirl]

Raised Catholic. My belief system is most closely linked to the Unitarian Universalists.

 

[Legzman]

Who´s the amish?:1orglaugh

Someone just fuckin around! If they were amish they wouldn't be online as they wouldn't have electricity!
Which I personally don't understand.

I need my t.v.
and video games
and porno net
and refrigerator
and car
and motorcycle
and oven
and garage door opener
and lamps
and toilet
and ...
and ...
and ...
and ...

 

[drdeath67]

Does worshiping your girl like a Goddess count as a religion?

 

[Legzman]

Does worshiping your girl like a Goddess count as a religion?

AWWWW! Ain't that sweet!

 

[drdeath67]

AWWWW! Ain't that sweet!

Nah! Just the honest truth!:thumbsup:

 

[Legzman]

It's still sweet damn it! lol

 

[drdeath67]

It's still sweet damn it! lol

:rofl: OK OK! Don't hit me!! :rofl:

 

[Legzman]

:rofl: OK OK! Don't hit me!! :rofl:

Na! I wouldn't want to get cut!

 

[YMIHERE]

Anyone know the religion that promises the most and demands the least?