What religion are you?

[BlueBalls]

Ohhh?? Well it's good to hear that you are willing. Shall we pro-

What? Really? Hmmmmm....too impure you say?! Say whaaat?! He did WHAT to a possum?! Okay okay, but he's going to be disappointed. Okay...okay then....Listen, I gotta go.....i gotta-yeah for sure we'll talk later....okay, bye.

.....
*ahem*....Uh sorry BB but my god has decided put off your blood orgy indefinitely. He um...didn't tell me why but I guess you're off the hook.:wave2:

Fine! Fuck your god!

You know what I'm going to do!? Huh!?! Just to smite your silly piss ant of a god, I'm going to take a whole bunch of acid, sit in the bath tub and play with my transformers.

So yeah! Fuck it! This is gonna be so much more fun than that shit.

I hope whoever you choose has AIDS and you all die, slowly.

 

[PirateKing]

Fine! Fuck your god!

You know what I'm going to do!? Huh!?! Just to smite your silly piss ant of a god, I'm going to take a whole bunch of acid, sit in the bath tub and play with my transformers.

So yeah! Fuck it! This is gonna be so much more fun than that shit.

I hope whoever you choose has AIDS and you all die, slowly.

Well, this is awkward...

 

[BlueBalls]

Well, this is awkward...

Damn right it's awkward! I'm in the tub PK, I'm in the tub right now readying the razor blade.

So I can shave my shoulders! YEAH! You like that!? Tell your little bitch, piss ant of a god I hope he chokes on his mother cunt hair.

 

[LukeEl]

I pray to Crom... but I seldom pray to him, he doesn't listen. He is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, "What is the riddle of steel?" If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me. That's Crom, strong on his mountain!

 

[PirateKing]

Damn right it's awkward! I'm in the tub PK, I'm in the tub right now readying the razor blade.

So I can shave my shoulders! YEAH! You like that!? Tell your little bitch, piss ant of a god I hope he chokes on his mother cunt hair.

Why did you have to go and say things like that? My god happens to be very sensitive about his mother cunt hair.

 

[BlueBalls]

Why did you have to go and say things like that? My god happens to be very sensitive about his mother cunt hair.

Because he like to chew on it, right? And he likes to watch his mothers fat stomach jiggle while he's down there while she giggles.

Giggles and jiggles motherfucker! Yeah I went there.

 

[PirateKing]

Because he like to chew on it, right? And he likes to watch his mothers fat stomach jiggle while he's down there while she giggles.

Giggles and jiggles motherfucker! Yeah I went there.

Now wait a minute!!

...huh? Oh really? Ohohohoho! Ok ok ill tell him...:1orglaugh

He says you'll be hearing from his lawyer.:thefinger

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

Wow you guys sound like your talking about my religion.
I'm a pagan.
I worship a hairy mother cunt.
but no blood orgy and definitely no Satan (the gods of the bible are dushbags).
let the fanatics have the blood orgy and slaughter themselves out of my misery.
then the surviving women can come over to my place.

 

[woy]

Catholic





We have better school girls!

:1orglaugh So true!

 

[ikizido]

In my religion, I am God

 

[timon]

Muslim

 

[Johan]

I iodentify myself as anti-clerical cathlolic : I share the catholic faith but I hate the high clergy and everything coming from the Vatican, all what they say, do or decide is shit !

 

[JayJohn85]

I pray to Crom... but I seldom pray to him, he doesn't listen. He is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, "What is the riddle of steel?" If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me. That's Crom, strong on his mountain!

 

[davs78]

I practise Lezley Zen Buddhism on weekdays. Weekends I practise being a total cunty bollocks.

 

[Mr Dragon]

I don't have a religion just some things i believe in.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I want to study Odinism, the religion of my ancestors many many centuries ago. But I think I will reiterate that I am Protestant.

 

[roronoa3000]

Christian

 

[vodkazvictim]

I'm a solipsist; I am God. Bow to me.

 

[Straight Shooter]

I'm Culturally Catholic but Spiritually Agnostic.

 

[saschaxx]

got my own * religion * ...