What religion are you?

[AsawaMararItih]

I am a Christian - Protestant Evangelical Church.

 

[morison1954]

Devout coward and strong atheist

 

[Lonilover]

If Porn would be a sin then why does god create so many beautiful women ? only to look at them ??

 

[roronoa3000]

Fonzy be praised. Everybody say AAA-men.
http://paxholley.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fonzie1.jpg

 

[freeryan]

Realist, humanist atheist here.

 

[maildude]

A FreeFundamental Episcopal Dangling Participle

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

the Sun is my God, plain and simple. i dont have to pray to it nor give it rituals. you dont need a church or a congregation. its always going to be there until it burns up. it owns us.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_of_the_sun

 

[Ace Bandage]

I was baptized as a Methodist which irritates me. I was a baby and nobody asked my permission. I'm an atheist now.

 

[masseffect dude]

Hey the poll is closed and I didn't vote!

 

[glock27]

I am a Christian-Agnostic.

 

[mickeit]

no religion, no hate!

 

[marquis2]

I am a hedonist

 

[PirateKing]

As a Pagan i find it appalling that there is still so much discrimination toward my practices. I thought we had freedom of religion. People have a right to pray but when i want to sacrifice a virgin once a month to appease my god then then all the sudden it's a human rights violation....ridiculous!

 

[Johan]

I define myself as Anti-clerical Christian.
I believe in god and Jesus, etc... but I juste hate every religious institution.

 

[BlueBalls]

As a Pagan i find it appalling that there is still so much discrimination toward my practices. I thought we had freedom of religion. People have a right to pray but when i want to sacrifice a virgin once a month to appease my god then then all the sudden it's a human rights violation....ridiculous!

Well, if you're going to worship Satan then you should expect that you shit eating, cock sucker.

Heroes in a hard shell
Jesus Power!

 

[PirateKing]

Well, if you're going to worship Satan then you should expect that you shit eating, cock sucker.

Heroes in a hard shell
Jesus Power!

Gasp!!!

HOW. DARE. YOU!
Well, guess what? like it or not Pagans are here to stay!

huh? whats that?...I see.....
...
...
My god has just been angered by your blatant disrespect! He demands that I offer you as the sacrifice for the next blood orgy and I am obliged to comply!

 

[BlueBalls]

Gasp!!!

HOW. DARE. YOU!
Well, guess what? like it or not Pagans are here to stay!

huh? whats that?...I see.....
...
...
My god has just been angered by your blatant disrespect! He demands that I offer you as the sacrifice for the next blood orgy and I am obliged to comply!

Oh! You don't know how happy you've made me. :crying:

A blood orgy ... for me! YES!!! Mwahahahahahahaaaaaa!!! I finally did it! After all these years of planning and patience and watching other poor suckers bleed out into the snow while weeping in fear. I'm finally going to be apart of my own blood orgy. Use me, use my blood, use my entrails as butt plugs, USE IT ALL!

I'm ready....... :bowdown:

 

[andrea_]

I'm a Pastafarian...

Glory to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

 

[PirateKing]

Oh! You don't know how happy you've made me. :crying:

A blood orgy ... for me! YES!!! Mwahahahahahahaaaaaa!!! I finally did it! After all these years of planning and patience and watching other poor suckers bleed out into the snow while weeping in fear. I'm finally going to be apart of my own blood orgy. Use me, use my blood, use my entrails as butt plugs, USE IT ALL!

I'm ready....... :bowdown:

Ohhh?? Well it's good to hear that you are willing. Shall we pro-

What? Really? Hmmmmm....too impure you say?! Say whaaat?! He did WHAT to a WHAT?! Well, thats unprecedented..Okay okay, but he's going to be disappointed. Okay...okay, then....Listen, I gotta go.....i gotta-yeah for sure we'll talk later....okay, bye.

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*ahem*....Uh, sorry BB but my god has decided put off your blood orgy indefinitely. He um...didn't tell me why but I guess you're off the hook.:wave2: