You forgot that OCSM's do not fart. :nono: But if/when they do, golden, sweet smelling fairy dust poofs out. Got Gisele clued us in on that some time back. :yesyes: Boys (and the things they like to believe) are kinda weird, I guess. Hmm...
Having to get rid of all pubic hair is a fairly recent phenomenon. Even back around 2000, it wasn't so unusual for girls to be seen with at least some pubic hair... even if it was just a little triangular patch. But now, especially on here, you see guys (mostly) talking about how girls with pubic hair aren't clean or hygienic and they're gross.
For just the reasons you listed (bumps and razor burn, etc.), in real life, I prefer that a girl not do that to herself. It really isn't a pretty sight. The average girl (who isn't a model) probably doesn't spend a lot of time staring at or inspecting her pubic area. The guy she's with probably looks at that area more than she does (if he's lucky). And I'm not a prude, but even if I know it's not a problem, anything that looks like a rash or red bumps really does put me off, even if I try not to be bothered or turned off by it. My girl has pretty sensitive skin. So if she gets too aggressive with her shaving, love her though I may, the results, after about day 2, are not the least bit attractive. Plus, I'm actually a guy who likes a neatly trimmed little triangle. Luckily, she no longer feels the social pressure to go nuts with the razor (or laser) and she's now gotten a bit more "natural" in her appearance. :clap: