What pisses you off?

Contests on food packaging. First I have to peel some bullshit sticker. Fair enough. Oh wait!! I have to go to the some website now. I guess it's not that much of a hassle. WTF? I have to register my email address now? Fuck you.
 
#1 above all-people that don't tip their bartender/waiter. Now I don't have a false sense of entitlement. If I screw up your table I'm not expecting a great tip but if the service is excellent, it is expected. 15%-18%. The IRS assumes that I collect 15% to 18% of my sales and taxes me on that amount as income. So if you stiff a gratuity dependent person, he has paid to serve YOU.

#2 people that rapidly pull out into traffic and then go 15 mph below the speed limit

#3 people who remain at their restaurant table for HOURS after service has ended. This can cost me more than $100 a shift

#4 our current government
 
#1 above all-people that don't tip their bartender/waiter. Now I don't have a false sense of entitlement. If I screw up your table I'm not expecting a great tip but if the service is excellent, it is expected. 15%-18%. The IRS assumes that I collect 15% to 18% of my sales and taxes me on that amount as income. So if you stiff a gratuity dependent person, he has paid to serve YOU.


#3 people who remain at their restaurant table for HOURS after service has ended. This can cost me more than $100 a shift

I'm not in the industry any more, but those piss me off still. I have friends that bartend, and I see shit like that all the time. Especially when it's a packed restaurant/bar and people hang out after paying their bill. Why stay?? :mad:

And as for bad tippers, or non tippers, they're just embarrassing themselves. They're a joke. I got to the point where I wasn't even mad any more. I'd just laugh to myself thinking about how much of a prick this person is.
 

VeronicaVice

Official Checked Star Member
I'm not in the industry any more, but those piss me off still. I have friends that bartend, and I see shit like that all the time. Especially when it's a packed restaurant/bar and people hang out after paying their bill. Why stay?? :mad:

And as for bad tippers, or non tippers, they're just embarrassing themselves. They're a joke. I got to the point where I wasn't even mad any more. I'd just laugh to myself thinking about how much of a prick this person is.

hahaha or when a guys trying to pick a chick up and he tips the bartender like a quarter. not hot!
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
US Customs, youtube, facebook, and Roald.
 

FreeOnes_Anders

Closed Account
People who go to burgerplaces, order the biggest baddest burger there is with extra fries and then has a diet soda because they dont want to gain any weight....

And I would like to say Petra... but I fear I may be punished in cruel and unusual ways.
 
when your snoozin while a tv show is on..then a commercial comes on..and wakes the whole MF house up...how smart..now instead of ignoring it ..i try to mute it....ever wonder who is coming up with these well thought out ideas:clap::wave:
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
People who go to burgerplaces, order the biggest baddest burger there is with extra fries and then has a diet soda because they dont want to gain any weight....

And I would like to say Petra... but I fear I may be punished in cruel and unusual ways.

You and your nutsack will be punished in cruel and unusual ways regardless of what you say. :2 cents:
 

Facetious

Moderated
When I can't get another look at the hot - single - odd work houred brunette who lives about four doors away in my townhouse complex... dammit!! She parks her Xterra in the street in clear view from my kitchen sliding door/window ... some days she leaves at 7:30 and others, 8:00, 8:15, 8:30, 8:45, 9:00, 9:37, 10:01, or not at all!
One minute I'll look out and her truck is there, I'll turn away and not a minute longer, look out and it's gone! Fuuuck! ...and no, she doesn't know I exist (for all of you smart asses who wanna make claim that she's evading me :1orglaugh)

So how am I supposed to know when to be outside petting the cats and watering my garden ?!!!

:helpme:
 

Facetious

Moderated
when your snoozin while a tv show is on..then a commercial comes on..and wakes the whole MF house up...how smart..now instead of ignoring it ..i try to mute it....ever wonder who is coming up with these well thought out ideas:clap::wave:

C.A.L.M. down! :D

President Obama has signed a new law requiring TV broadcasters to back down on the volume of those pesky commercials that suddenly blast your eardrums.

The CALM (Commercial Advertisement Loudness Mitigation) Act, signed by President Obama on December 15, requires broadcasters to install technology ensuring that commercials air at a volume no louder than the programs in which they appear.

Final enactment of the CALM Act represents the end of a long legislative battle for U.S. Rep. Anna G. Eshoo (D-California, 14th), who first introduced the bill in 2008.

article
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt

FreeOnes_Anders

Closed Account
Men that don't allow me to abuse their nutsack.

Most of us dont allow her... she just does it anyway... Not a day goes by in the office that you dont hear the agonising screams of some poor man having his nutsack violated by Petra.

Really, she should change her User title from "FreeOnes Cult Mother" to "The Violator"
 
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